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This is yoiur chance to finally be funny!
Enlist and CDIH's funny school now and you will recieve a diploma in the following areas:
*learning to make people laugh with you, not at you
*how to take a joke
*how to get a joke
*how to make a joke
act now and get a free cookie as well!
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i'll never have a sense of humor and have college classes so i can't do this.
EDIT: Quote:*learning to make people laugh with you, not at you
This will NEVER happen. I'm too far in to stop the laughing at me.
Edited By IkeaBoy on Jan. 15 2002 at 02:26
I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!
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Sean Cold Wrote:This is yoiur chance to finally be funny!
Enlist and CDIH's funny school now and you will recieve a diploma in the following areas:
*learning to make people laugh with you, not at you
*how to take a joke
*how to get a joke
*how to make a joke
act now and get a free cookie as well! WEll, I have a doctorite in learning how to take a joke. And I can certainly understand them. But please oh please teach me how to make teh funney.
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i think i need these classes badly
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yes please, i will liek a free cookie thankyou :drool:
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crx girl Wrote:yes please, i will liek a free cookie thankyou :drool: Only trained posters get cookies.
You're still making a mess when the owner isn't around.
Bad cunt!
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sorry sir  hot:
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I AM TEH KING OF WIT AND TEH FUNNEY. NONE SHALL PASS.
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These things cannot be taught, you are either born with these innate skills or you learn them the hard way. At least being able to take a joke, the rest of them you simply have or do not.
The lack of humor in my post speaks volumes.
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So let me get this straight, YOU are going to teach ME teh Funney? Ok, that is funny...
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!11 :roltflmao:
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Sean Cold Wrote:act now and get a free cookie as well! Chocolate chip? Chocolate...CHOCOLATE...CHOCOLATE!!!!
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I want a teaching position.
NOW!
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Sephiroth Wrote:I want a teaching position.
NOW! Ok, bend over and grab your ankles
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
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i think i need these classes...
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Quote:i think i need these classes...
Why take classes when you can take screen captures?
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Hey Ladi Wrote:Quote:I want a teaching position.
NOW!
Ok, bend over and grab your ankles I love it when my students go on to teach others. you show him how it's done ladi. Just the way I showed you. don't forget the KY the first time. you can go dry the second round.
Have a great day!
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Quote:I want a teaching position.
NOW!
well, Prof. Sephiroth will be teaching How to be funny with raped cat pics.
And grumps, you taught me nothing you mutt!
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ok, I promise to read everything now on!, Fuck, the skim feature from OA doesn't fuckin work here! I guess I too am a newbie scum!
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Quote:well, Prof. Sephiroth will be teaching How to be funny with raped cat pics.
You call that funny? Jesus, Carrott Top is funnier then that shit.
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i know funny and none of you are funny
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