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Mets Get Astacio! - No more bitchin bout pitchin
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NEW YORK -- Free agent Pedro Astacio and the Mets reached agreement on a one-year deal Wednesday night, giving New York a much-needed righty for its rotation.

Astacio gets a $5 million salary for 2002, and can make another $5 million in performance bonuses. His contract can become guaranteed for 2003 if he pitches a certain amount of innings.
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I can't wait till he isn't worth the paper his contract was written on.
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AdolescentMasturbator Wrote:I can't wait till he isn't worth the paper his contract was written on.
Which is why the Mets were smart enough to pack half the contract into incentives. If he pitches like shit, he's gonna get paid the rate most MLB 5th starters get paid, and not a penny more.
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i got astacio once. i had to rub ointment on it twice a day for a month to get rid of it
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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