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Mac's new OS confirms Bill Gates status as Apples bitch!
automater and dashboard are the stars of what is an obviously superior OS to that bug filled, security nightmare called Windows.
If you are using Windows then you are living in the computer stone age.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
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I just bought a new PC today. I did, however think for a full 5 minutes of switching over to a Mac. But then I realized that I may want to potentially interoperate with the rest of the planet.
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how would a mac prevent you from "interoperating with the rest of the planet" ???
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the internets are different and stuff
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mac mini wont break your bank and is a fine starter mac.
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i love playing games and right clicking
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games are for dateless losers
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im not denying that i do not fit that description to an extent, but it does not change my opinion.
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I dont go on dates anymore - I kinda miss those days.
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QuickStop Wrote:i love playing games and right clicking he stole my post, word for word
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I enjoy right clicking as well. I also like to be able to know what a program is just by its name.
A program called calculator. AND IT CALCULATES.
A program called Internet Explorer. AND IT EXPLORES THE INTERNET.
If I get a mac, I'm goinn have some sleek looking box that has a bunch of programs named after animals and assorted random words.
Their calculator and web browser probably have dumbass names like Lavalamp and Rocketship.
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i bet you become lost for hours staring at small shiny objects.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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hay guys, let's named our new OS after a failed Atari gaming system!
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"mac named things! i cant wrap my head around anything that isnt directly named for its purpose! ooooooooooooh! a foil wrapper! its so shiny!.......wait, we were talking about computers. can someone explain why i cant see outside when i am at my windows work station?"
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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ok guys, we just got the new memo. Everything must be able to be marketed with the letter "i", and we must emphasize that this MUST be a lower case i. Therefore, none of our future name for products can be no longer than one word, nor can they contain the letter I in front, due to pronounciation difficulties. This is coming from the top, guys, so, wrap your heads around this and start thinking up some new names.
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ok, guys, new problem. it seems some consumers are too stupid to handle one word names that start wth the letter i. they need everything spelled out for them. from now on we name all of our computers, "computer for your desktop to handle the transfer of information and keep records electronically". this applies to all products such as, "white box that fits in your hand that stores and plays mp3 music files", and "computer not for your desktop but for putting on your lap to handles the transfer of information and keep records electronically".
this should help us gain users from the windows market. of course only those pc users who keep trying to hang curtains on their monitors, but they are consumers nonetheless.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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