the secrets fuckin out!!!!

[GonzoStyle]

this jamaican client we met with on friday told us that if you want to make your dick bigger, you should beat it on a papaya tree. He gave away the fuckin black mans secret and now we know why they have such huge dicks, keep it on the dl though.

[Danked]

But are we too late for it to have any effect?

[Black Lazerus]

birch trees work just as well

[GonzoStyle]

Don't listen to laz he's pissed that the secrets out, it's never too late. I say we go down to jamaica and find us some papaya trees!!!

[Goatweed]

wouldn't that chafe though?

[Mad]

Not if you lather it up with some warm oil first.

[GonzoStyle]

Mad must have a huge fuckin cock.