I am convinced that Michael Jackson

[GonzoStyle]

is a Sith Lord, that would also explain his face.

[Goatweed]

I would have to agree.

[Mad]

When do we get to chop off his arms and legs?

[Goatweed]

I'm sure someone, somewhere, is planning that.

Whoever it is, they'd be smart to wait till this cools down, then strike when people wont see it coming.

Then again, OJ is still alive & hanging with hot bitches...

[jewdown]

yeah, but OJ didnt do it

[Buttmunch]

This whole thesis is too vague.

I don't know of any objective facts that would support this type of speculation.

[GonzoStyle]

Michael why are you putting your hand in my no-no place?

I'm looking for the force.

[Buttmunch]

You're just rambling now.

[TheGMANN]

He's the greatest supervillain. He's like Lex Luthor or the Joker. He keeps getting caught....but somehow....someway....he's never fully put away for good.

[Sir O]

I'm just glad his trial is finally over. Now the media can focus on the important issues, like the latest Missing White Woman...

[GonzoStyle]

You're just rambling now.

I've been doing that the last 3 years.