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but besides that, do you or do you not agree on the following. That to reach a point in a relationship with your girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever, where you are comfortable enough to fart in front of them. Without getting uncomfortable or leaving the room, does that not have to be the ultimate sign that you are in love? That you feel such a closeness with the other person that you don't feel the need to hide it anymore and you let it go free.
Cause while its a minor detail, its the little things that count. You're in no way ripping wet ones on a first date or probably first month, you don't think about it but it's there subconciously. If you wanna see them again you're not farting on the first date because you don't have that level of comfort with them yet.
Keyser disagrees and thinks its disgusting and disrespectful.
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i totally agree with you.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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I wish I had a transcript of the chat from yesterday, keyser made some painfully below average points.
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keyser doesnt even fart when hes on the phone with his "girlfriend"
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Im with you too. Once wifey & I lived together, it was pretty much unavoidable anyway.
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so everyone else is normal except keyser.
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im glad you all enjoy smelling your wives and girlfriends farts. enjoy.
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mine doesnt do it much in front of me, its rare actually. I let 'em fly anywhere, it's funny.
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at least we get to see our significant others more often than pixar releases new movies.
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Keyser Soze Wrote:im glad you all enjoy smelling your wives and girlfriends farts. enjoy. there you go again. It's not a question of enjoyment or as you said yesterday that it's how you show someone you love them, etc.
It's simply the fact that you are comfortable enough to do it in front of them, it's not like you have fart contests with her.
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are you saying i dont really love my girlfriend cause i wont fart in front of her?
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basically yeah.
you and her are just following the beat and are just b/f and g/f cause its convenient. You see eachother every other leap year. You hang out, fuck, eat and relax, it's basically fuck buddies. You're not gonna get married or even have a serious relationship, you're barely friends, it's just someone to kill time with on the weekend and have sex with. You two don't possess the level of comfort with eachother to be able to fart without leaving the room cause you're not there yet and never will be.
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we talk all day long everyday, we have not gone a single day in 2 years without speaking to each other. i see her 4 days a week on average.
and we dont fart in front of each other.
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you're just following procedure cause it's what people are expected to do, you have no real relationship.
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cause we dont fart in front of each other???
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it's not the physical act of farting in itself, you two are not comfortable with eachother enough and never will be if you haven't reached that point after 2 years.
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i will never reach that point with another woman ever. no farting in front of or by my girlfriends!!! its not this relationship, its any in all my years.
no farting!!!
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you've never been in love then.
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cause farting is a prerequisite for love.
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