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GonzoStyle · 11-06-2005, 02:23 AM

In a ground breaking exclusive I am going to once again prove my greatness and take you on a journey through a day in my life. You will get to spend the day with THE GONZOSTYLE and see what I see. I will break this down into a few parts cause there is so much to cover.

So come spend a day with the genius, A Day In The Life Of Gonzo: Saturday, November 5th 2005.

Part one:

The day begins as any day, with breakfast. Nothing says yum yum like a bowl of raisin bran.

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As I have my cereal I enjoy the glorious view outside my kitchen, you can see the subway to the left.

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GOOD MORNING DAISY!!! That's basically all she does all day now, she's only up cause she just ripped a juicy one.

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ADOLF!!! The pics blurry but he really does have a little black square at the bottom of his cute wittle pink nose.

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Where the magic doesn't happen... Sad

Now we're off to work, I have to check up on some contracts and drop off some paperwork. This is the awesome view outside my office, also where I got seasick.

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My awesome desk at work.

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Now that we're out of work, gotta stop by the bodega for some cigarettes and gum.

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THEY SPINNIN NIGGA, THEY SPINNIN. THEY SPINNIN NIGGA, THEY SPINNIN!!!

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Got my smokes and now on to my old project in coney island to visit my cousin and help him remove his A/C. Welcome to the Carey Garden Projects!

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Up next, some sight seeing in coney island.
To Be continued....

GonzoStyle · 11-06-2005, 02:24 AM

Part 2: Saturday, Nov. 5th 2005.

Now that i've left my cousin, to continue my day we pass by my old block and here's the place where the negro ladies buy their weaves and get their hurr did.

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I thought this guy was Raekwon from Wu-Tang but turns up he was offering to sell me some "smoke", I doubt he meant newports. I thankfullly declined and he seemed upset as he walked away.

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Guess what this negro was eating... a clue, it's fried and it used to cluck.

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Some hot mommas who just got their hair did!!!

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Hot mommas walkin away Sad

One of them did start to dance in the middle of the street though, good times. The one on the left had a sweet ass.

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We're on our way to drop off my laundry and as we're driving we pass by a huge line outside the world famous Nathans. Home of the Big Sloppy!!!

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The landmark and main attraction of coney island.. (besides the hookers and crack0. The Cyclone!!!

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The place where I get my porn and other "novelties"

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Laundry drop off!!!

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The broad that does my laundry, she gave me a wink when I left, I bet she digs me.

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To be continued...

GonzoStyle · 11-06-2005, 02:25 AM

Part 3:

Now that we've dropped off the laundry, it's time to do some shopping! So we're at Modells to pick up some socks and a sweet hoodie! Look it's Eli!

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I'm stopping off to see my best friend Sammy at blockbuster and while there I picked up some dvd's to add to my awesome collection. I picked up Kung-fu Hustle and La4er Cake.

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Time to stop off for some lunch, this guy made me an awesome 6 inch turkey with lettuce, cucumbers, peppers and onions. This guy > Quickstop.

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Now back we're off to the sheepshead bay area and this is where the greek diner used to be where I took grk out to dinner... she had a greek salad.

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Hey it's wheelers where I take all my e-friends to for boring silence and trivia games.

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At Da Gym for a quick work out, lololol look at the fat guy trying to work out!!!

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After my embarassing work out it's time to go food shopping for the week.

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THE GREATEST CEREAL EVER!!!

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Thinking of sleeper Smile

My shopping cart, got a new toy for adolf!!!

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Sandy the check out lady!

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She looks better from behind, BYE SANDY!!!!

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To be concluded!!!

GonzoStyle · 11-06-2005, 02:26 AM

Part 4: The conclusion of the day.

So we've done our shopping and oh noes, down to my last smoke!!!

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THE 7-11!!!

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The corner of the 7-11 where tricia made a pee pee... looks like theres a fresh one.

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The bluewberry goodness, don't forget who told you suckers about it first!

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The 7-11 checkout lady putting her filthy hands on my bottle, she was not very nice, a cunt basically.

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The home of coney islands finest, Stephon Marbury, Lee Mazilli, Neil Simon and GonzoStyle. Abraham Lincoln High School.

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The whore house down the block from my place, no hookers out yet Sad

Speaking of hookers, this is the parking lot where I got my first blowjob from Stephie Gonzalez

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This fucko took over 4 minutes to park his stupid fuckin car!

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Home sweet home!!!

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Ooh you trouble maker, get lost, daddy needs some alone time... Smile

I spilled some of my alone time... I didn't get none in my mouth though!!!

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And our day comes to an end as I prepare to share my day with my fellow CDIH bretheren.

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Oh, well. I hope you enjoyed a little peak into a day in the life of the greatest board member ever. We laughed, we cried, we masturbated and what else can I say?

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