Star Wars - the real story

[Charles Manson]

I was watching Episode One in my cell the other night and i noticed the amazing correlations between the characters in that movie and real life.

Examples:

You got the Jedi or "Jewdi's" who are always trying to get their filthy, lusting little hands on the boy Analin's ass. Must "train" the boy, Where's the boy, Let's get the boy, Show him the ways of the force. And the other clan of Jedis, the Sith or "Kikes" who "take great interest" in the boy and want the boy for their own purposes.

Then you have the greaseball Itallian peddler Watto. Hey I gotta Nubian and a pepperoni!

The clumsy Gungan negro that just fucks everything up.

Then you got the slimey federation chinks who sneak attack the Aryan Naboo.

It's very revealing and now that I have shown you the light I command you to become my minions, join my Family, and kill people.

[Charles Manson]

This is what happens when someone finds a vergence in the force:

Vergence

[Charles Manson]

What's the matter huh? You don't like my thread! You mother fuckers!

[GonzoStyle]

I do not approve

[diceisgod]

It's all starting to make sense to me. This reminds me of the time the Federation attacked the Naboo and the Senate just sat there and did nothing. I think i'm catching on.

[Goatweed]

I can't wait to see how this all plays out!

[The Jays]

Finally! Someone who sees things the way I do!