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When you take a shit...
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01-17-2002, 02:35 PM
Do you ever stare at the reflection of your asshole in the water and watch the shit slide out of das duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumpiiiiiiiier of yours?
Edited By JAYMOHRBUDDY on Jan. 17 2002 at 09:35 
01-17-2002, 02:49 PM
No, but your Dad likes to use a mirror to see me shit on his back, then rub an angry pocupine in it. :no, really, fuck off:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW! 
01-17-2002, 03:38 PM
I like to leave a little left over and then clean myself out with my fingers and lick them...its kinda like recycling.
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01-17-2002, 04:43 PM
Naw, that is way too sick for me, I just wage bets with my roommate ever whether there will be more sinkers or floaters this time.
Just for future reference, fiber makes 'em bouyant
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01-17-2002, 04:45 PM
Quote:Just for future reference, fiber makes 'em bouyantNoted.
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01-17-2002, 06:20 PM
i like to just sit there for a while afterwards and feel my prostate pulse
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
01-17-2002, 06:23 PM
I think you've been milking your prostate a little too much if that's the case
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</div><font color = maroon size = 1> Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
01-17-2002, 06:24 PM
Doc Wrote:I think you've been milking your prostate a little too much if that's the caseno such thing as too much
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
01-17-2002, 06:27 PM
Quote:No, but your Dad likes to use a mirror to see me shit on his back, then rub an angry pocupine in it. :no, really, fuck off:Excuse me. i didnt know we had a comedian on this board. Listen you cumguzzling toolbox full of aids, take your shithead of a post, and your happy little fagotino smiley face..and go eat out your dead grandmothers remains..thats if CBH hasnt gotten to her yet. Cockbreath. Edited By JAYMOHRBUDDY on Jan. 17 2002 at 1:27
01-17-2002, 06:28 PM
JAYMOHRBUDDY Wrote:sounds like someone is a little constipated todayQuote:No, but your Dad likes to use a mirror to see me shit on his back, then rub an angry pocupine in it. :no, really, fuck off:Excuse me. i didnt know we had a comedian on this board. Listen you cumguzzling toolbox full of aids, take your shithead of a post, and your happy little fagotino smiley face..and go eat out your dead grandmothers remains..thats if CBH hasnt gotten to her yet. Cockbreath.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods! 
01-17-2002, 06:32 PM
Quote:Quote:No, but your Dad likes to use a mirror to see me shit on his back, then rub an angry pocupine in it. :no, really, fuck off: What happen, someone not tip you at the diner today? Wetbacks, I swear.... Edited By Gooch on Jan. 17 2002 at 1:32
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
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01-17-2002, 06:38 PM
Gooch Wrote:What happen, someone not tip you at the diner today? Wetbacks, I swear....Yeah cause your obese,bluewhale of a body put the place out of business. ![[Image: sniper.jpg]](http://www.geocities.com/jaymohrbuddy/sniper.jpg)
01-17-2002, 06:40 PM
JAYMOHRBUDDY Wrote:ya think?!?Quote:What happen, someone not tip you at the diner today? Wetbacks, I swear....Yeah cause your obese,bluewhale of a body put the place out of business. Must have missed you, midget
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01-17-2002, 06:48 PM
Gooch Wrote:Gooch i thougt u didnt carry issues across boards??Quote:ya think?!?Quote:What happen, someone not tip you at the diner today? Wetbacks, I swear....Yeah cause your obese,bluewhale of a body put the place out of business. (currently drowning myself in a bucket of ribs) Want some goochie boy???
01-17-2002, 06:54 PM
JAYMOHRBUDDY Wrote:WHAT ISSUE?!?Quote:Gooch i thougt u didnt carry issues across boards??Quote:ya think?!?Quote:What happen, someone not tip you at the diner today? Wetbacks, I swear....Yeah cause your obese,bluewhale of a body put the place out of business. I just enjoy fuckin with you. (stealin those ribs and jabbing it in JMB's eye)...there, now you look like Brokenjaw. Have fun. carry on
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01-17-2002, 06:58 PM
LunaBabe Wrote:Who? Him?---->:brokenjaw:Hah! Luna---> :fuckin: <---Maynard
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01-17-2002, 07:00 PM
Maynard Wrote:Hmmm...Quote:Who? Him?---->:brokenjaw:Hah!
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