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i went out once today and it was hell
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I just went to wawa to buy some milk and skoal. Minding my own business this fucking filthy bum is standing right outside the store begging. I all but ran past him as he tried get my attention. Then I get back to my apt and I see this asshole walking a dog... right into the apt building. There are no dogs allowed in our building, one of the reasons i moved here, and all i kept thinking was that this asshole probably lived right above me and i'll get to hear the damn think yelp all day and night. To make things better when i walked by him he told the dog "Attack!". He was trying to be funny i guess and get some attention. The dog was obviously a new born, it was no higher then my ankle. I wanted to choke it with it's own lease and then the owner. I still might.

Anyway my point is i don't leave the house unless i absolutely need to: food, heroin, tobacco, work.
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#2
im the same way with sweettarts
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#3
I am doing a write in vote for DIG for biggest fall from grace.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#4
we should just nominate the board for biggest fall from grace
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#5
I'd change my vote!
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#6
that way, we can vote for the board next year for most improved poster
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#7
surprise!!!
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#8
what is it with this surprise stuff, he already revealed it, it was charles manson, whoopty doo
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#9
I refuse to believe that was it, it can't be!
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#10
what a disappointment.
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#11
diceisgod Wrote:The dog was obviously a new born, it was no higher then my ankle. I wanted to choke it with it's own lease and then the owner.

I just noticed that, its like in the commercial when the dog mentions a 3 year leash and the guy says "LEASE!!!!"

But you're the dumb dog in this case.
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#12
fix the board, chubs
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#13
play dead
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#14
he is
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#15
ARGH!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#16
a dumb dog or dead?
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#17
playing dead
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#18
I hope it's just playing, remember how good he used to be?
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