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Vincent gallo is a weird dude
#1
check out the final offer

http://www.vgmerchandise.com/misc.html
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#2
I love this stipulation...

"Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount. Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar."
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#3
He can make a movie about it, that no one will see.
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#4
once he edited brown bunny it was an excellent film
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#5
did he remove the blowjob scene?
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#6
no, it is very important to the ending. seriously
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#7
if it was more important, little chloe should have done a better job.

very lazy blowjob.
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#8
that 8-track is indeed very rare - but $200 is outta my league.
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#9
your league is bush
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#10
I use the love listening to eight tracks when the head was wearing down, nothing better then having tracks bleed over and making some tracks so special.
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#11
I have 2 8-track players that still work - I've got some Zep & Elvis (my dad was big on Elvis).
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#12
who the fuck is vincent gallo and what's wrong with the knee on that broad in arpi's sig?
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#13
It's just one of those funky kids Band Aids.
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Goatweed Wrote:I have 2 8-track players that still work - I've got some Zep & Elvis (my dad was big on Elvis).

I enjoy Elvis, the man could sing even though his fashion sense left much to be desired.
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Adolf Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:I have 2 8-track players that still work - I've got some Zep & Elvis (my dad was big on Elvis).

I enjoy Elvis, the man could sing even though his fashion sense left much to be desired.

agreed
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#16
Elvis just ripped off the monkeys of the day, through song and suits.
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#17
exactly - so what's the problem?
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#18
Today should be Elvis day, not coon day.
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#19
he didnt rip them off, he made it right.
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#20
agreed - we give them a whole month as it is.
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