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So we got a memo late last week about wearing company issued safety glasses in all areas here at work. I didn't know they would include, my work area, here in the front office.
Yes. I am now sitting at my station, dressed to the nine's, hair looking perfect, sporting fuck me breath and a big thick pair of plexiglass saftey glasses. What's going to fly into my eye in here? a paper clip? a pencil led? my bosses dignity?
I have resolved to decorate my glasses just like Jim McMahon's white head bands in 1985. We'll see who wins.
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blue collar republican. look at that. impressive.
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there is no I in team.
but there is a rubber band in back of my head holding my safety glasses on when I bend over to replace the office water bottle.
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dressed to the nine's?
What am I doing here?
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i'll think of you and feel sorry when i order fries.
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because its your forth trip of the day?
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Keyser Soze Wrote:because its your forth trip of the day?
Fourth, you dolt!!!
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whoever said illegals are doing the jobs americans don't want has never met the section of the population Tequila represents.
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Hoon this is for your joke about me being an immigrant
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What am I doing here?
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you fucked up the tags, reginald.
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I just clicked the buttons in the post page.
Why are they not working?
What am I doing here?
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maybe b/c the buttons are not also in spanish?
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a few options.
A) you're stupid
B) you were conceived on a ferris wheel
C) you have the image tags too far away from the link line.
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that must've stumped him.
he's probably chewing on his keyboard right now.
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fixed it
if your going to use
Code: <img> </img>
you use it
<img src="link">
if you use [img][/img] (bbcode)
you just do [img]link[/img]
and it should work. for some reason when i edited though the bbcode didn't, and just used the html way..
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Hoon Wrote:that must've stumped him.
he's probably chewing on his keyboard right now.
his 15 minute break from washing dishes is over.
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Please explain what "dressed to the nines" is for your industry.
Did you iron your jeans? Are you wearing your good boots?
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i have the "white-collar looking down" angle going already, thank you very much.
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i look like i should be conducting an orchestra.
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You are wearing a tuxedo with tails at a construction company?
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