you might be talking to a person of color

[Adolf]

if during a phone interview you ask what their qualifications are and the best they can come up with is:

"well I ain't dumb, I can read, ya know?"

[Mad]

"That's great. How many convictions do you have?"

[Keyser Soze]

are you hiring a personal assistant to fetch you tender vittles and get your fur shampooed?

[Danked]

If they say "God bless you" instead of 'hello" when they answer the phone.

[Adolf]

are you hiring a personal assistant to fetch you tender vittles and get your fur shampooed?

yes, i need a replcaement for my cuirrent ine, aswell as teso type wand stranlate my psoats. Thisa smones nota doing as good a job.