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I took some stuff down to the recycling center today, but they only took the styrofoam boxes.
I guess they don't recycle pigeons.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your mother is always complaining that i'm not romantic enough, so I stopped plowing her and wrote her a little love poem.
After she read it, she said, "This isn't a love poem. Love poems aren't supposed to have naked radioactive zombie girls."
I knew I should have put pajamas on those radioactive zombie girls.
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Do you have stairs in your house?
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As a matter of fact, I do.
Strangley enough, your sister "fell" down those very stairs last week, then she walked into a door.
I thought I'd cheer her up, because she was a little upset. But now she is even more mad at me. I don't get it, that chimp was alive when I put it in her bedroom closet
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Quote:I guess they don't recycle pigeons.
Everyone must kill theyr pigeons, cos everyone plays like theyr there. Your pigeons a nigga...
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Better than being a catcher robot
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DO NOT BELIEVE THE SHOVER ROBOT, HE IS MALFUNCTIONING.
PAK CHOOIE UNF