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valentines day
#1
what are your plans?
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#2
dinner here...
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dessert at her place.


....no fingering in the street.
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#3
Club you over the head outside of your house in the snow and then I'll take joobies on a romantic evening around town.
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#4
but you don't know where she liv....dammit!
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#5
I havent made any plans yet. Dinner, probably.
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#6
Candlelit dinner at my house.

Out for coffee at her favorite place for dessert where I will give her the diamond bracelet I bought.

Then to her place afterwards.
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#7
it sounds like you're filming a commercial for Kay Jewelers.
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#8
i have no plans until 11:30...because the 15th is the first day election materials can be hung up, and my roommate is running for school president. so then, i get to spend the tail end of my valentines day going from building to building putting up posters. so romantic
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#9
the things people do for love
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#10
Who said anything about love?

I just want to get laid.
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#11
It's not for love,
it's for social obligation......

Like the fuckin engagemen ring....
dumbest purchase a guy will ever make,
spending a wad of cash for a bauble that will reside on some chicks finger....
until Kay jewlers convinces her that 20 years later the stone needs to be upgraded cause the guy is making more a year....

stupid fucking social bullshit.
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#12
i will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
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#13
Goatweed Wrote:it sounds like you're filming a commercial for Kay Jewelers.

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#14
Jack Wrote:Who said anything about love?

I just want to get laid.
that was directed towards fbd...
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#15
he's just so dreamy, i have to do it for him














plus, he might let me be on top for once
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Danked Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:it sounds like you're filming a commercial for Kay Jewelers.

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That ring is so awful that a handjob would seem too appreciative.
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#17
I didn't even notice that.

Look at her hairy neck! Yeesh!
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#18
Nothing, because I am a bitter old man.
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#19
you? no way!
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#20
Well I may take out the old Bulldog and go a hunting. Still waiting for the dog next door to give the OK.
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