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im heading to atlantic city for the weekend
#1
i plan to hit the poker room for the first time, i usually just play craps or blackjack but i play hold em regularly with friends so i figured i'd give it a shot.

anyone here play hold em at the casino?
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#2
i have. the best advice i can give you is to fill your pockets with sand and walk out into the ocean as far as you can.




actually, play a limit table and play tight. if you win one good pot an hour then you are doing well. only play premium hands.
thats what i tell all beginners.

then do that ocean thing.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#3
casinos suck
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#4
i never want to hear you say that again!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#5
Casino was a great movie.
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#6
you heard that? cool
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#7
Listen to me Anthony, I got your head in a fuckin vise.
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#8
If you get a 10 and a face card, go all in.
If they're suited, BET THE BANDS P.A. SYSTEM!!
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#9
that's a sucker move, now pocket dueces, thats a guaranteed winner.
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#10
Oh so true!
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#11
I still hate you
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#12
2 words
acey ducey
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#13
3 letters....

I.O.U.
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#14
the 1-2 no limit tables at the trop are easy. just play weak-tight and you'll do fine
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#15
Keyser has been gone almost 20 hours.
He must be living livida loca!
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#16
i hope he's dead
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#17
Or fucking some redhead with the HIV on the boardwalk.
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#18
oh to dream......
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#19
I'd miss him.
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#20
sicko!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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