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That my zipper is undone.
I'm pretty sure that the last time I went to the bathroom was at around 10 AM.
In that time I've had three meetings, including one of the partners of my firm.
I've also been walking around the floor all day, and went out to lunch at a fairly nice (read: not a deli) sit down restaurant.
I'm wearing a blue suit and gray boxer briefs, so it would have shown up clear as day.
I'm going to kill myself.
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i recently got to work and realized it was still open, so it was most likely open the whole train ride. i was glad i caught it by that time
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None of the office whores told you it was flying low? They must really hate you.
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The spooks come out at night.
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The good news is that probably means no one noticed it if they didn't point it out.
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Most of the people in the office don't know me. I'm just some random guy running around.
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I wish I had a huge cock, I would never zip up my fly.
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but then it flops out
or as keyser would say
you would come off as half cocked
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I dunno, I dont think even Joe Soprano would drop a Mormon joke bomb like Keyser did.
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Never underestimate the stupidity of Italians.
The spooks come out at night.
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i think joe soprano would have followed it up with a wacky horn, or ::rim shot::
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I remember joe.
He was a fucking cocksucker!
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eyyyyyyyyy.....check out my saaaaaaaseeeeeegggggeeee
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i just realized my zipper has been open. i thought i was getting weird looks on the subway
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no, there was just some couple and i think i saw the woman look at me then say something to the guy.
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if women are allowed to breast feed in public, we should be able to rock out with our cocks out.
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