andrea bocelli's voice

[GonzoStyle]

makes me wish I was gay so I could fuck him.

[Mad]

It makes me want to murder.

[The Jays]

I hear her voice, and I'm like "This sounds like a fucking guy."

[GonzoStyle]

it's the most amazingly soothing voice ever, you people are awful creatures. I am so calm right now I almost can forgive keyser.

[The Jays]

i worked with a Russian who listened to Boccelli on headphones while at his computer.

"Loooook, BoCELLi, so mooch bettah than that hack Pavarooti."

[GonzoStyle]

at least it wasnt monty python songs

[Keyser Soze]

do jews forgive or is that just catholics?

[GonzoStyle]

he'd have to be one charming motherfuckin pig

[2 tired 2 give N F]

I agree his voice is amazing.

[Ronin]

if you like him that much....

[GonzoStyle]

MAYBE I WILL!!!

[Ronin]

you could sit with my in-laws.

[GonzoStyle]

well they be the people who always say, with such astonishment... "he's blind you know..."

like that fact that he can sing is now an accomplishment, he's blind not a fuckin mute.

[Ronin]

no, they don't say that.. but they are russian..

[GonzoStyle]

oh so instead of marveling at his ability to sing and be blind, your father in law will tell me an anecdote about a blind singer he knew back in the motherland.


no thanks, I got the cd.

[Ronin]

no! he won't exactly say that..
he would add that he was drinking vodka at the time.

[GonzoStyle]

well the drinking vodka is a given, niggers have the "I was chillin with my shawty" and russkies have "I was drinking voodka".

[Ronin]

and jews have "i was counting my money"

[GonzoStyle]

they dont count their money, they can tell how much is there by the weight.

[Ronin]

i haven't master that Jewdi skill.