So When I Got Home From Work

[Hoon]

I pulled in to a freshly mowed lawn and two bratwurst smothered in peppers and beer, sizzling on the stove.

can i tell you how nice it is not to have to beat a bitch??

[Danked]

A couple light cracks in the jaw might still be a good idea just to make sure she stays consistent.

[GonzoStyle]

what'd you hit me for?

cause danked said so.

who

YOU WANT A FRESH ONE!!!

[Goatweed]

I grilled up some burgers & chicken yesterday, it was wonderful.

[GonzoStyle]

leave one out for me.

[Goatweed]

I did, it's right next to the ketchup.

[GonzoStyle]

if i show up and it's not there, you're gonna catch a line drive to the cock.

[Goatweed]

it wouldn't be the first time.

you want me to leave the pasta/sausage/carrot salad out also?

[GonzoStyle]

listen to funny fuck, I see that shit layin around i'm wrapping that fuckin plate across your head.

[Goatweed]

it was fuckin' tasty and you know it!!!

[GonzoStyle]

my cock is tasty, wanna suck it?

[Goatweed]

if I were gay, sure - but I'm not so no.

[GonzoStyle]

f you were gay, your kid would be fucked.

[Goatweed]

then I'd be a pedo too, no?

[GonzoStyle]

filipino boys, LOL

[Goatweed]

*cue Eggplant pic*

[GonzoStyle]

*cue 'thread killer' music*

[Goatweed]

good job.

[Black Lazerus]

goat i think your work here is complete please do not reply

[Goatweed]

my work is never done!!!!