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SPEAKING OF RETARDS
#1
So I was going back into the locker room yesterday and there is like this turn you have to make and this kid is standing in front of me. I say excuse me, yet he still stands there, butt naked with not even some slippers on atleast, dripping wet.

So I say again excuse me but I dont wanna touch him, so I turn to the guy next to me and say "what is this kid retarded?"

and guess what, HE WAS RETARDED!!!

oh man did I feel like a silly little pillick.
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#2
I BET YOU FELT RETARDED!!!
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#3
oh snap, sick burn!!!
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#4
step away from the freeze-dried coffee... I repeat: STEP AWAY FROM THE FREEZE-DRIED COFFEE.
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#5
this was yesterday!

I felt really bad too, cause he was getting dissed by his "friend". He was walking around and for whatever reason he took a shower BEFORE working out, then again he is a retard.

But his friend was all like "im gonna jog, why don you go swimming, i cant be waiting for you"

and the kid kept on standing there and waiting for him but the guy kept on trying to ditch him.

I felt really bad, I still do just remembering it.
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#6
you should feel bad..
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#7
retard hater!!
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#8
I love retards, they are like little loyal pet monkeys.
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#9
Well, at least you didn't bodyslam him and break his fibula when he wouldn't move.
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#10
leave my brother out of this! & it was an arm. & it was a she!
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#11
Everyone else-"semi-normal conversating"

Beth-"mememememe".

Get over yourself!
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#12
CAT FIGHT!
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#13
never. she loves me.
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#14
Freaking teases.
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#15
beth vs. maria would be awesome, cause it would literally be a T & A fight.
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#16
My money is on Maria.
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#17
The dirty girl always wins.
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#18
I dunno, it would finally answer the question, which is stronger tits or ass?

Beths tits will have the weight advantage.
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#19
Maria's ass is like a wrecking ball. Just ask the fan.
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#20
id pay to watch that
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