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Serious confessions - No...really....i'm serious....
Luna Offline
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#1
04-11-2002, 02:16 PM
Ok, once I laughed at a cop that was stuck in the mud on the highway. :lol:
He was in his little hide away spot so he could nab speeders.
It was just too funny...maybe you had to be there.

kharma caught up with me, tho...because 2 weeks later I got a speeding ticket Confuseduicide:
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#2
04-11-2002, 02:19 PM
I killed a man just to watch him die
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04-11-2002, 02:21 PM
one time i ripped the tag thats attached to the matress. i live in constant fear that the autorities will catch up to me. i've been forced to move, change my name and appearance more time than i wish to admit. once you cross that line, theres no going back. i long for the days when things were innocent and i could sleep without keeping one eye on the doorknob. the life of a fugitive is a wretched existance.
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#4
04-11-2002, 02:21 PM
i poked pin holes through all of my brother's condoms once.

he had to pay for a couple of abortions!!!:bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:
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04-11-2002, 02:23 PM
This one time in Message Board Camp...
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#6
04-11-2002, 02:24 PM
Quote:he had to pay for a couple of abortions!!!
Yes, but how do you explain how you were allowed to live? :loveya:
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04-11-2002, 02:25 PM
i actually gave snuka his FBA, all this time he thought he gave it to me
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#8
04-11-2002, 02:26 PM
i am in love with mcbourbon
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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04-11-2002, 02:26 PM
Confusedcare: Confusedcare: Confusedcare: Confusedcare: Confusedcare: Confusedcare:
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04-11-2002, 02:27 PM
there is no explanation



i am an abomination
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#11
04-11-2002, 02:27 PM
I am really a 12yr old junior high student
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#12
04-11-2002, 02:31 PM
I banged Ken's sister while Snuka taped it. Next week we're planning getting Keyser drunk and having a massive teabagging contest. All are welcome to participate.
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#13
04-11-2002, 02:33 PM
I fake orgasms.
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#14
04-11-2002, 02:39 PM
don't you actually have to HAVE sex with SOMEONE ELSE to fake an orgasm?
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04-11-2002, 02:44 PM
I really don't look like Tommy Chong.
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#16
04-11-2002, 03:07 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Say it aint so Danked!!!


I don't really have a 13" penis.



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04-11-2002, 03:10 PM
I look like Wavy Gravy wearing a clown nose and skwerl hat.
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#18
04-11-2002, 03:13 PM
I am a poser.
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04-11-2002, 03:15 PM
Quote:I don't really have a 13" penis.
LIAR!!
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#20
04-11-2002, 03:17 PM
the reason why women are bad in math is because men keep telling them that this:

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is 8 inches.
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