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I am sure this must of been done before but I am noob scum.
What about the opposite sex just makes you fucking crazy?
For me, it is tits and ass, but I can get turned on by almost anything. Legs, the way a chick wears her hair, the perfect face.....I just love women in their many forms.
How about you?
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The female body is so much more appealing than the male body. For a guy to turn me on he has to have good teeth, nice eyes and no tbe a complete dick. He does have to have one though.
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my men have to have two eyes.
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Next Best Thing Wrote:Abster Wrote:The female body is so much more appealing than the male body. For a guy to turn me on he has to have good teeth, nice eyes and no tbe a complete dick. He does have to have one though.
What size cock do you prefer, dear? Like in an ideal world.
Think Aerosmith.
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There was a woman I used to work with who had the most beautiful legs I have ever seen. God, I wanted to bury my face between them! She was probably in her mid-40s but she really took care of herself. Plus, she had her hair cut like Meg Ryan , man she was hot.
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You are good at jokes....
really....
slag.
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and you're an asshole, so congrats.
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I may be an asshole but i'll always be able to laugh at stupid, ugly, ghouls like you.
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you're starting to bore me.
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This isn't the "What Guys Say While Fucking Luna Thread", SORRY.
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I can't wait to see this picture.
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