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My boss asked me to help him with a divorce case he is working on cause he's handling some big personal injury case.
In my research I have found that cousins can actually get married in ny, yet a ships captain can not marry people.
crazy!
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what if the cousins are actually ship captains?
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Why can't a ship captain get married?
Does he need to be pure to sail a ship??
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he cant legally oversee a marriage like you see on tv & in the movies.
dolt.
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Does it depend where the ship is sailing? Areyou telling me people can't get married on the Love Boat?
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Not if it is in the city limits of NYC, it does not apply to NYS, dolt!
So you cant get married on the ferry, goat can use this to bag some nigs on the way to work.
Then again gay marriage isnt legal anyway.
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what about gay marriage? Is that legal?
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a captain in international waters can perform a marriage ceremony and sign a marriage certificate that will be recognized by almost all 50 states
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Eddie is only concerned with NYC because he's never left city limits. It's true, he admits it in his myspace survey!!
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Who's getting married on a ship?
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Go on a Carnival Cruise with Kathy Lee
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I think the doors people are rubbing off here
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I kinda want to go on a cruise, but being on a boat in the middle of nowhere is kinda creepy.
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i ain't goin on no damn cruise! I'll be in this chair til i have to go to work Monday.
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I hear the food on those boats is top notch.
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I know first cousins that have a baby together. It's really fucking creepy.
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did the kid have any abnormalities? third nipple, shit like that?
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