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My boss has informed me that he has to leave for the day and his wife is gonna be around, cause her mom and dad are on vacation and she is preggers and due in the next 2 days or so. She had some small contractions this morning but nothing big yet.
So I am entrusted to drive her to long island to the hospital if anything happens and I get to take the Benz!!!! Cause her big gut won't fit in the two door stratus.
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If that poor woman goes in labor, just don't tell her she has a lumpy cunt
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She's not a retard, so it should be ok.
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That thing needs spinners before you can drive it.
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and she doesn't murk all in the family for me.
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All In the Family rules.. shush up, you!
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All in the family does rule but you don't, so you ruin it for me when you quote archie.
Quote Edith instead, that's a better fit.
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remember when Eidth told Archie to 'stifle' that one time? Man, that was rich.
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you are nowhere even near TNT yet, i'd downgrade you from a fun snap but I can't think of anything weaker yet.
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Lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her father in law just showed up and said he got the day off work, fuckin cock blocker!!!
there goes my chance at driving the benzo
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not as sorry as their insurance company woulda been
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I hope that was your head smashing into something
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