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via Stereogum... (hey look whose at #37!)
You can always count on Blender for some weekend fun! Here's their list of the shittiest artists in history. We've got a few issues with it (Blind Melon?!), but things gel around the Top 4 or so. Head there for the justifications, read on for the list.
50. Iron Butterfly
49. Toad The Wet Sprocket
48. Master P
47. Goo Goo Dolls
46. The Spin Doctors
45. Gipsy Kings
44. Manowar
43. Mike & The Mechanics
42. Rick Wakeman
41. Whitesnake
40. Blind Melon
39. Bob Geldof
38. [No #38 Listed!]
37. The Doors
36. 98 Degrees
35. Paul Oakenfold
34. Live
33. Japan
32. The Hooters
31. Arrested Development
30. Richard Marx
29. Skinny Puppy
28. Crash Test Dummies
27. Color Me Badd
26. Céline Dion
25. Jamiroquai
24. Bad English
23. Creed
22. Primus
21. The Alan Parsons Project
20. Howard Jones
19. Dan Fogelberg
18. Pat Boone
17. Benzino
16. Oingo Boingo
15. Yanni
14. Yngwie Malmsteen
13. Mick Jagger
12. Tin Machine
11. Latyoa Jackson
...and the top 10 worst bands of all time...
10. Air Supply
09. Lee Greenwood
08. Vanilla Ice
07. Asia
06. Kansas
05. Starship
04. Kenny G
03. Michael Bolton
02. Emerson, Lake & Palmer
01. Insane Clown Posse
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37. The Doors
Blasphemy!!!
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i really don't have a prob with ELP, but the rest of the top 10 is dead-on. just move them to top 30, and let Latoya round it out.
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doo doo! doo doo! doo doo!
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I can hardly contain my anger.
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i agree with every name on that list.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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i will admit i do kind of like that somethings always wrong song by toad the wet sprocket, and i think they had a midget in the band but not for a gimmick, he just happens to be a midget.
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a midget chinese homeless person would have put the band in the top 50 of all time.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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..and dan fogleberg is just fashionable to hate.
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The sad thing for me is I actually like some of those bands.
I'M HERE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE ART OF BULLSHIT.
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rick wakeman makes the list twice! poor guy/
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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i like pudding
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Butterscotch eater.
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I would like to point out that of the 50 worst bands of all time only 1 is a country act
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cause its pretty much a given.
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obviously not chucklehead or more would have made the list
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yeah big and rich are awesome dude!
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big and rich suck
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