12-11-2006, 08:54 PM
I made a girl's anus bleed this weekend.
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Bloody Anus
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12-11-2006, 08:54 PM
I made a girl's anus bleed this weekend.
12-11-2006, 09:04 PM
i imagine that any girl being hit on by you would spontaneously bleed from her orifices.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
12-11-2006, 09:04 PM
well sticking a large dildo up there will probably do that.
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12-11-2006, 09:13 PM
you took her out to Taco Bell?
12-11-2006, 09:29 PM
She was crying and bleeding on my bed.
True Story. I never lost my wood.
12-11-2006, 09:45 PM
what did her mommy say when you were finished babysitting her?
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12-11-2006, 09:51 PM
she wanted to do it. I never got the big draw. But she asked, and so I obliged.
The fingers were working fine, but once I tried my wang, she yelped and cried. I thought she knew it was coming, but I guess not. Even though I did lube up, that actually worked against her, because it jumped right in.
12-11-2006, 10:25 PM
you rude dog
12-11-2006, 11:10 PM
ouch.
12-11-2006, 11:19 PM
that's what she said!
12-12-2006, 12:55 AM
i bet you think you're better than everyone because you fucked a girl in the ass!!!
12-12-2006, 01:23 AM
twice! And neither of them liked it.
12-12-2006, 01:48 AM
Galt is the proprieter of the anal barn!
12-12-2006, 02:29 AM
Did you make her clean the sheets?
I'M HERE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE ART OF BULLSHIT.
12-12-2006, 02:30 AM
No. What kind of jerk do you think I am?
12-12-2006, 02:33 AM
You're not a jerk.
So you made her buy new ones?
I'M HERE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE ART OF BULLSHIT.
12-12-2006, 02:39 AM
now she has anal herpes
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods! |
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