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So I'm at work today, and this chick walks in to fill out some paperwork. From the moment she walks in, she is totally hitting on me. I mean it is blatantly obvious, sexual innuendo and all.
She was cute, definitely doable. Plus, I love the spanish chicks with their big ass and DSL (Dick Sucking Lips). Also, she is blonde, which also moves her up the list.
She wanted my phone number, but I wouldn't give it up. I am happily engaged and I really do not want to go down that road.
So, what would you have done?
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I wouldn't have asked for your phone number
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fucked her in the ass till she cried and bled
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GonzoStyle Wrote:fucked her in the ass till she cried and bled
guys with big dicks can get away with that, you...uh notsomuch
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I would have raised my standards so that I don't think that a fat spic with fake blonde hair is attractive.
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blonde puerto ricans are rarely attractive.
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Galt wins
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No, you would just tell people about fucking some broad in the ass, made her bleed, and got off on it.
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again, galt wins
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The chick was a plant to see if you take the bait. Guess your soon to be in-laws don't trust you.
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Plus, she wasn't fat, she just had a big ass. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous, I'll admit, but she fuckable.
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But you'd fuck just about anything, right?
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Not true. I haven't boned you yet.
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keyser is way outta your league
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You're right Face. Plus, I would have a hellava time explaining to my fiance how I got the clap.
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I'm clean as a whistle, but your predicliction for heavy set blonde puerto ricans leads to me wonder if you might have a few bugs yourself.
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