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#1
04-12-2002, 04:04 PM
i have to leave now to go see my GP. just a checkup so dont worry.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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04-12-2002, 04:06 PM
Glad, after 3 years, you're getting that rash looked at.
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04-12-2002, 04:07 PM
no rash, just a checkup. cant you read?
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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04-12-2002, 04:09 PM
Quote:i have to leave now to go see my GP.
Glad you cleared that up. I was thinking maybe you were going to the cunt doctor.
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04-12-2002, 04:10 PM
Quote:i have to leave now to go see my GP. just a checkup so dont worry.
I hope you get a doctor with huge fingers and knuckles that insist on giving you a proctology exam.
then again - you might enjoy that.
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04-12-2002, 04:12 PM
Quote:"Feet in the stirrups, please!"

Nah....it's the spread and scootch!! {:p}
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04-12-2002, 04:15 PM
didn't you make another thread for this?:clueless:
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04-12-2002, 04:27 PM
What kind of pussywimp goes to the doctor without something wrong?

Unless a bone is protruding from my skin, or I'm bleeding from an orafice, I make sure I drink some orange juice and stretch if I feel hurt or sick.
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04-12-2002, 04:28 PM
Quote:, or I'm bleeding from an orafice
This is Arpi we are talking about.
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04-12-2002, 04:29 PM
Quote:I'm bleeding from an orafice,
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04-12-2002, 04:44 PM
What did I do to make it from Love to Hate?
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04-12-2002, 04:47 PM
Quote:I hope you get a doctor with huge fingers and knuckles that insist on giving you a proctology exam.
then again - you might enjoy that.

And I hope your proctologist has poor depth perception.
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04-12-2002, 05:02 PM
Quote:"Feet in the stirrups, please!"

My gynecologist grabbed my ass while my feet were in the stirrups, and he went so far as to comment on it. I should have decked him but I chose to pretend I didn't hear him. Being in stirrups just makes you feel so helpless.
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04-12-2002, 05:08 PM
[Big dumb guido]You want we should break his face?[/Big dumb guido]:punch:
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04-12-2002, 05:08 PM
Me, I am just regretting my career path.
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04-12-2002, 05:09 PM
What was the comment?
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04-12-2002, 05:09 PM
Quote:[Big dumb guido]You want we should break his face?[/Big dumb guido]
:loveya: My Hero! :loveya:

Oh, the comment was something like "Mmm, Firm". He also patted it.



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04-12-2002, 05:10 PM
Quote:My gynecologist grabbed my ass while my feet were in the stirrups, and he went so far as to comment on it. I should have decked him but I chose to pretend I didn't hear him. Being in stirrups just makes you feel so helpless.

and that is just why i go to a female gyno.
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04-12-2002, 05:16 PM
Male or Female... I don't like doctors, and have never been to the cunt inspector. :Confusedhiver: ICK!!
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04-12-2002, 05:20 PM
Quote:and that is just why i go to a female gyno.

And if she grabs your ass, then that would be hot...right? :thumbs-up:

At least you get a piece of metal in your naughty bits, not a few digits that have to check the inside of places that you only gloss over when your toilet paper has a hole in it.

Oh, and getting your yambag juggled like the doc is looking for ripe tomatoes is no joyride either
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