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Gooch · 01-19-2002, 12:48 AM

Ok, time to figure out where exactly Brokenjaw's missing eye is....

:brokenjaw:

Brokenjaw · 01-19-2002, 12:50 AM

LMMFAO!! I still think you ate it you fat fuck, but I just can't prove it. :brokenjaw:

av8er · 01-19-2002, 12:51 AM

Quote:Froy gave it to Anthony as a Xmas gift

LMMFYBO!!!!!

Priceless man, just fuckin pricless....ha ha ha :roltflmao:

**EDIT**

Poor lad isn't here to defend himself either....is he going to be a member soon?.....heh heh :fuggin:

Edited By av8er on Jan. 18 2002 at 7:53

Gooch · 01-19-2002, 12:51 AM

Brokenjaw Wrote:LMMFAO!! I still think you ate it you fat fuck, but I just can't prove it. :brokenjaw:

BELCH!

SLASH · 01-19-2002, 12:58 AM

None of the above.

What happened was when Brokenjaw (aka Royal Flush) was 8 years old he and his friends were running around the house playing when all of a sudden he was chased into the bathroom where he slipped and hit his face on the porcelain bowl and his eye popped out. What happened next is like one of those times you are swinging the car door closed and can't stop and ya lock the keys in it. Same kinda thing here...he reached up to lift himself up and used the handle to grab on to. Ever since, the faggit pirate has to keep a patch over the oozing crusty eye socket. However, all the girls seem to really get hot over his Snake Plissken looks...<font color="#EEEEEE">

Edited By SLASH on Jan. 18 2002 at 8:02

WhipThisFez · 01-19-2002, 01:03 AM

I say Gooch smushed it up and is using it a lube as he wacks off to posting polls.

Brokenjaw · 01-19-2002, 01:05 AM

Slash, I don't remeber telling you that. How the fuck did you know?

av8er · 01-19-2002, 01:14 AM

Quote:Slash, I don't remeber telling you that. How the fuck did you know?

Drunk (drngk)
v. drank, (drngk) drunk, (drngk) drink·ing, drinks
v. tr.

To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors: drank our sorrows away.

v
To salute a person or an occasion with a toast: We will drink to your continued success.

n.
An alcoholic beverage, such as a cocktail or highball.
[b]Excessive or habitual indulgence in alcoholic liquor.

Sephiroth · 01-19-2002, 01:15 AM

I think he's faking it to get a discount on Eyepatches.

Gooch · 01-19-2002, 01:16 AM

Brokenjaw Wrote:Slash, I don't remeber telling you that. How the fuck did you know?

Ya clumsy fuck, ya

Sluggo · 01-19-2002, 01:46 AM

Give it back already Mayturd.
:fuggin:

Keyser Soze · 01-19-2002, 01:49 AM

Quote:Poor lad isn't here to defend himself either....is he going to be a member soon?.....heh heh

Yeah right, it will be a cold day in....er nevermind.

Sluggo · 01-19-2002, 01:52 AM

Yuo funney guy!

Maynard · 01-19-2002, 02:59 AM

Sluggo Wrote:Give it back already Mayturd.
:fuggin:

Eat me dickmaster.
:eatme:

Luna · 01-19-2002, 03:07 AM

Sluggo Wrote:Maynard uses it as a Buttplug

Give it back already Mayturd.
:fuggin:

Yeah Bj...get your eye out of my new butt-boys butt! :Spits:

Maynard · 01-19-2002, 03:13 AM

LunaBabe Wrote:
Quote:Maynard uses it as a Buttplug

Give it back already Mayturd.
:fuggin:
Yeah Bj...get your eye out of my new butt-boys butt! :Spits:

Maynard--->

:moonie: <---Luna

Sluggo · 01-19-2002, 03:19 AM

Quote:Maynard---> :moonie: <---Luna

Thank God...
Maybe now my pup is safe.

Brokenjaw · 01-19-2002, 03:20 AM

Maynard Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:Maynard uses it as a Buttplug

Give it back already Mayturd.
:fuggin:
Yeah Bj...get your eye out of my new butt-boys butt! :Spits:
Maynard---> :moonie: <---Luna

Wow, Maynerd, only cost you a half a cookie? Thats not a bad deal. She must have only asked for a half cookie because of your small dick. Can't charge full price for half the amount.

Maynard · 01-19-2002, 03:22 AM

Quote:She must have only asked for a half cookie because of your small dick. Can't charge full price for half the amount.

Wow, I'm just amazed by your wit.

I think yuo need teh funney skool.

Brokenjaw · 01-19-2002, 03:27 AM

Maynard Wrote:
Quote:She must have only asked for a half cookie because of your small dick. Can't charge full price for half the amount.
Wow, I'm just amazed by your wit.

I think yuo need teh funney skool.

This commin g from someone who's post's and thread are ohh so witty?

Whats the matter, did my wit hit to close to home? :no, really, fuck off:

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Poll: What Happened To.... - Brokenjaw's missing eye You do not have permission to vote in this poll.
Lost it somewhere in the Astrology forum	100.00%	26	100.00%
Was stolen along with a kidney one night after he passed out	0%	0	0%
Kid A stole it and pawned it with Lent's DVD player	0%	0	0%
Gonzostyle poked it out, and then skullfucked him	0%	0	0%
Gooch ate it	0%	0	0%
Sean used it as the powercell to this message board	0%	0	0%
It's one of the Ben Wa balls in Spit's vag	0%	0	0%
Froy gave it to Anthony as a Xmas gift	0%	0	0%
Maynard uses it as a Buttplug	0%	0	0%
Broken actually still has it, the patch is just for conversation	0%	0	0%
Total		26 vote(s)	100%