Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
things to do in solitary confinement - or, you know you're a loser when...
#1
ok... so, i was thinking to myself, what could i posibly do to amuse myself... and then it hit me... i'll create my own little world... it's so nice here... the birds a chirping... the sun is shining... but damn, these restraints are really digging into my wrists....
#2
Nobody knows..... the trouble I've seen.....
Nobody knows... but Jesus....
#3
Punch the wall till your break your fist and yell "WHY!!!!"
#4
::comes in and confiscates chirping birds and shining sun::
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
#5
:moonie: What is this, Oz?
"In a fleshy tomb, I am buried above ground."
#6
Somebody hose this beast down, It smells like shit in here.
[Image: 1021345393025_onehung.gif]
#7
onehung Wrote:Somebody hose this beast down, It smells like shit in here.
only since you walked in :no, really, fuck off:
#8
;;confiscates emoticons::
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
#9
Quote:only since you walked in
:walks away whistling:

Now you try :lol: :lol:
[Image: 1021345393025_onehung.gif]
#10
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
#11
Arpikarhu Wrote:;;confiscates emoticons::
think again fagit :no, really, fuck off:
#12
I think we should just lock Arpi in here...
He's useless anyhow.

[Image: 1011460001066_birthday_cake.gif]

Here pal...This will help you "out"...
:fuggin:
<center><img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1013144859985_loser3.jpg>

<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
</center>
#13
Sluggo Wrote:I think we should just lock Arpi in here...
He's useless anyhow.

[Image: 1011460001066_birthday_cake.gif]

Here pal...This will help you "out"...
:fuggin:
gee, thanks sluggo, but i meant a metal file, not a GIF file...

Dick :no, really, fuck off: now get me outta here... some friend you are... I bet you didn't even call the Gov yet, did you?
#14
I'll represent you FN don't you worry, nothing will stop me from clearing you good name till your as respected member of society again such as myself.
#15
Just eat the fuggin cake...
Be careful you don't chip your teeth...
<center><img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1013144859985_loser3.jpg>

<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
</center>
#16
GonzoStyle Wrote:I'll represent you FN don't you worry, nothing will stop me from clearing you good name till your as respected member of society again such as myself.
oh christ on a greyhound... i'll never get out of here....
#17
FNMoron Wrote:
Quote:I'll represent you FN don't you worry, nothing will stop me from clearing you good name till your as respected member of society again such as myself.
oh christ on a greyhound... i'll never get out of here....
Pack your bags I guarantee you, we're bustin out.
#18
Quote:Pack your bags I guarantee you, we're bustin out.
well, can you believe that those fuckers threw me in here with only the clothes on my back.... it's a crime against humanity i tell you...

Attica! Attica! Attica! Confusedatan: Confusedatan: Confusedatan:
#19
FNMoron Wrote:
Quote:Pack your bags I guarantee you, we're bustin out.
well, can you believe that those fuckers threw me in here with only the clothes on my back.... it's a crime against humanity i tell you...

Attica! Attica! Attica! Confusedatan: Confusedatan: Confusedatan:
Hey Pacino calm down, like you change your clothes on a daily basis or something. You ain't no better than the lot of us you scum.
#20
Quote:Hey Pacino calm down, like you change your clothes on a daily basis or something. You ain't no better than the lot of us you scum.
monthly... but who's counting.... :roll:


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)