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Hungover - Someone hold me.
#1
Yeah this my look at me, attention whore thread.

I have a bit of a hangover and I'm stuck at work. I have a constant rumbling in my stomach, I've been farting for the last two hours, and my eyes hurt. Really, I didn't drink that much last night yet I feel like I did. I must have drank 5 glasses of water already today. Nope, just not feeling good at all. Care???
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#2
I care. I'd hold you, but you stink. Undecided
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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#3
Quote:must have drank 5 glasses of water already today.
Well, you already used my hangover cure. That and some aspirin and a really hot shower. I've found most of my hangover symptoms are really dehydration. Drink enough water and they go away.
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#4
Cause you weren't invited, or he's some kind of lightweight?

Prop you head up with your back to the door, put some papers in from of you, hold a pen, and have a little nap. Hopefully no one comes to talk to you. :thumbs-up:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#5
Get some head. It couldn't make it any worse.
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#6
For you Silera I'd put a cork in it.:-D

I have to many people that come up to me at work, but I do have a storage room that I could hide in for an hour or two.

OAS, thanx for the offer but I'll stay hungover.Rolleyes
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#7
Quote:For you Silera I'd put a cork in it.

Come 'ere baby. :loveya:
<center> [Image: cdih3.jpg]
...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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#8
Quote:hold a pen,

Ladi, that always makes you feel better doesn't it;-)
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#9
Spike your arsenic with some deadly diet pepsi.
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#10
Besides water, also try caffiene (soda-Montain Dew) and chared flesh (Whopper).

Finally exercise. Get the heart pumping and sweat the remaining alcohol out.

:-) :toast: :toast: :toast: <--last night

Rolleyes :-o :disappointed: :fart: :fart: :fart: <--today
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#11
Quote:Come 'ere baby.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Can I rest my head on your lap??????
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#12
My ass is a better pillow.
<center> [Image: cdih3.jpg]
...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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#13
I wasn't looking for a pillow.
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#14
drink more water...eat something light...then take more advil. and finally put some eye drops in you eyes. feel better :-)
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#15
It's not that my eyes are dry or red...just feels like there trying to get out of my skull.

Just poured my 7th glass of water and I'm still thirsty.
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#16
i was just trying to help...NUH on you Undecided
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#17
Hair of the dog, I tell you, hair of the dog!
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#18
Quote:I've been farting for the last two hours,

Do you work in my office?!

Gatorade...it usually helps.
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Oh no we took it back to far
Only love can save us now.....
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#19
Quote:Do you work in my office?!
Only if your 40 something.Undecided

Quote:i was just trying to help...NUH on you
What is it with me and tall chics???:clueless:
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#20
i feel your pain DGW. I too had too much to drink last night. my brain is on fire
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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