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Well the government has all but admitted they can’t stop terrorism against us. Cheney says it’s not a matter of if but when. Screw that. It’s time for us to save America. Are you ready?
Sean, strap a few bandoliers of M60 bullets across your chest, grab an M60 and shoot any bastard that tries to wipe the sand out of their eyes.
VirginGirl, these ass f-s believe that virgins will be waiting for them after martyrdom, so we need you to get into their dreams and confuse them.
Grumpy, we need someone to crawl up these losers asses and plant time delayed explosives.
Maymay and Arpi, Muslim extremists don’t seem to sway towards the gay side, but the USO can use chorus line dancers for the show.
Metal, we need someone with Jewish ties to infiltrate their ranks and get them angry enough to tip their hand. You will die in this mission, but someone needs to be sacrificed.
Kid, someone needs to be the cook.
Polly, we need intel. I know you can coax secrets from the best. Remember, loose lips sink ships.
Luna, I need an occasional distraction and stress relief to keep me focused on the mission. Thank you and your country thanks you.
Ladi, we will need someone to torture prisoners. Have at em.
Ken, maybe the terrorists will find you funny.
OK people, “Let’s roll”
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this thread sucks
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Yippy I get to be intel! I always wanted to join the armed forces and do that.
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I can can-can with the best of em! :thumbs-up:
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What's my job again?
Can I help Ladi torture the prisoners....please?
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Quote:Ken, maybe the terrorists will find you funny.
every time I read that I laugh uncontrollably.....
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This just proves my threory that SEALs would whup ass on ninjas
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eh, who am I kidding, I'll be too busy :fuggin: to get off my ass and do anything important...
Kum-ba-ya....
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figures, i get left behind
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Quote:VirginGirl, these ass f-s believe that virgins will be waiting for them after martyrdom, so we need you to get into their dreams and confuse them.
i think i can handle that :-D
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That's the American spirit Maymay
flbdwhatever you can decipher messages in Arabic and Farsi. If you can decipher your name, you can decipher anything.
Jimmy, we need you to infiltrate these ass-f's homes and terrorize their children. Are you up for it?
DGW, we need you to calm the nation and keep them strong. Pretty much buy them beers and drink with them.
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this thread still sucks
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:this thread still sucks
So do you. :loveya: :blow:
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Buy beers? Am I getting road head in return?
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Quote:What's my job again?
Luna, I need to have my morale up at all times. ;-)
Spit, you can handle negotiations for a surrender. Something tells me you can get everyone in the proper frame of mind.
Arpi, you can be shot as a traitor.
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hedcold can run around with his mask and scare them all to death
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Quote:Arpi, you can be shot as a traitor.
better than being a part of this chicken-shit outfit. looking for any excuse to put on your old dough boy outfit and go fight the kaiser arent you?
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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What did Keyser do? I didn't realize he was Muslim. :clueless:
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Quote:What did Keyser do? I didn't realize he was Muslim
as sean would say, you are stupit
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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