Poll: Who will give me my first conjugal visit?
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Ants
100.00%
16 100.00%
Ants and his g/f
0%
0 0%
Ants's g/f
0%
0 0%
Ants, his g/f and his neighbor
0%
0 0%
Ants's g/f and his neighbor
0%
0 0%
Maynard will mistake me for a Chow and rape me
0%
0 0%
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Who will give me my first conjugal visit?
#1
Come on, I'm fukin horny already!
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#2
Already??? You're worse than Rape.
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#3
Ants in My Pants Wrote:Already??? You're worse than Rape.
Lay down.
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#4
Ants in My Pants Wrote:Already??? You're worse than Rape.
wait a second, since when is me being horny a bad thing?
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#5
well, i was gonna offer but i see i've been excluded, wouldn't wanna force something you didn't want Cry
#6
Quote:Lay down.
No... hey, stop that... don't touch me there... hey!... stop!... hoo hoo, that tickles!... hehehe... ooh, hey, stop....
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#7
crx girl Wrote:well, i was gonna offer but i see i've been excluded, wouldn't wanna force something you didn't want Cry
I protect the ones I really care about.
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#8
IrishAlkey Wrote:
Quote:well, i was gonna offer but i see i've been excluded, wouldn't wanna force something you didn't want Cry
I protect the ones I really care about.
You lying whore, you care about ants, and andrea, or whatsherface as ants calls her.
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#9
I call her "whatshersnatch."
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#10
I call her Alkey, but she always gets insulted for some reason when I do it.
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#11
Ants in My Pants Wrote:I call her Alkey, but she always gets insulted for some reason when I do it.
Probably because I call her Alkey too...
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#12
I think "whatsherface" is better.
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#13
Quote:Probably because I call her Alkey too...

You listen to Phil Collins too don't you.
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#14
how about "walking cum depository"? or "man splooge collection agency"?
Have a great day!
#15
Grumpy Wrote:how about "walking cum depository"? or "man splooge collection agency"?
These are a few of my favorite things...
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#16
like woah
#17
french bread pizza Wrote:like woah
damn, thought you were gonna throw your name in tha hat.
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#18
Quote:thought you were gonna throw your name in tha hat.
is mine in there???
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#19
BeckyDC Wrote:
Quote:thought you were gonna throw your name in tha hat.
is mine in there???
That's the same thing I said to you.
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#20
IrishAlkey Wrote:
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Quote:thought you were gonna throw your name in tha hat.
is mine in there???
That's the same thing I said to you.
Cry you dick! your lines are generic? you say that to all the girls? Cry
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