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phlegm - its not just for breakfast anymore
#1
i have a cold and i feel like i am drowning in phlegm.
i am fucking miserable!!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#2
Must be the all the semen buildup.
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#3
Maynard Wrote:Must be the all the semen buildup.
yes, that must be it, you got me on that one.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
#4
The last two colds I had this winter have been phlegmy.

One time, I coughed and this wad of phlegmy goodness shot right out and landed on my thumb. It was kind of gross & cool at the same time.
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
#5
Quote:One time, I coughed and this wad of phlegmy goodness shot right out and landed on my thumb. It was kind of gross & cool at the same time.

You're gross. :lol:
#6
I woke up full of that shit today Confusedhot:
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#7
I must say that i have woken up goo free lately, which I am rather happy about actually.

My problem lies in the fact that since Sunday, I have totally pissed out of my fuckin ass. Damned those fuckin snacks from PathMark! :no, really, fuck off:



Edited By Sean Cold on Jan. 23 2002 at 10:31
#8
Sean Cold Wrote:I must say that i have woken up goo free lately, which I am rather happy about actually.

My problem lies in the fact that since Sunday, I have totally pissed out of my fuckin ass. Damned those fuckin snacks from PathMark! :no, really, fuck off:
God, that's worse than phlegm. To me there's nothin more sastisfying than a nice clean, solid shit and when you go and wipe your ass there's narry a stain on the paper. Ah the little things...
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#9
Eww. One time in college, someone bought sugar free ice cream, and we were making drinks with it & eating it out of the container... forgetting what sugar free does to you. I felt so terrible later. Plus, I went to see about a boy that night, and kept trying not to fart on him. Hehehehe
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
#10
Quote:Plus, I went to see about a boy that night, and kept trying not to fart on him. Hehehehe
Now that's fuckin funny as hell.


And yes. Pathmark snacks suck ass.
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#11
i feel a little better today, not that any of you selfish fucks care
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
#12
Arpikarhu Wrote:i feel a little better today, not that any of you selfish fucks care
Not in the least.
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#13
i expect no less from you
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
#14
C46
"Hey lady, it's a vagina..not a fucking clown car!"-Dennis Miller
#15
AFDude Wrote:C46
uh....yeah.....whatever you say
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
#16
Quote:forgetting what sugar free does to you
ahh, is that why i fart so much?? diet coke, oh wrong thread, ok, i too have been dealing with excessive snot recently. although i must say i've been doing quite a good job of keeping it on the interior ofmy nasal passages :real good: unfortunately, i've swallowed so much of it, i'm scared to go to the bathroom...,,
#17
Trish's phlegm is an excellent lubricant.
And it melts chrome.
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#18
you wish you knew that :no, really, fuck off: :fuggin:
#19
crx girl Wrote:you wish you knew that :no, really, fuck off: :fuggin:
I've seen documentation.
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#20
Alkey's pulling closer but trish is still ahead by a nose...AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!!!
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