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What channel should i masturbate to? - Multiple options
Galt Offline
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06-14-2002, 04:32 AM
I haven't turned on the TV yet, so I don't know exactly what's on. Here are my options (descrambler), lead me You can only choose one.
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Channel 21 Softcore Penthouse-type videos

Pros:
* Very hot chicks
* Very few "sex" scenes so there aren't many guys
* Slow motion video really lets me see "all of it"
* Lots of lesbianism

Cons:
* No penetration
* Scenes tend to be quite long, so if it's not a good one, I'm stuck
* All Unknowns
* Sometimes it's just cheezy movies

Channel 22 Hott Network

Pros:
* Full penetration
* Often features star-quality Vivid girls
* most hardcore of all options

Cons:
* all fake tits and tatoos
* cocks
* very small rotation of movies
* Over-the-top fake female orgasms limpen me.

Channel 23 Playboy

Pros:
* Hottest of the hot chicks
* Sometimes they throw in throwback vignettes from famous ex-Playmates
* REALLY hot chicks

Cons:
* They have a lot of really annoying shows that might be on
* Sometimes they show actual porns with all the good stuff taken out
* Commercials and non-porn related material water it down

Channel 24 Spice

Pros:
* Same top-flight porn as 22, but not as hardcore. A little more romantic if I'm in that mood
* They show lots of European porn too, and those girls are smoking with real bodies (plus the dubbing is funny)

Cons
* Penetration taken out and non-penetration material looped continuously
* The from-the nose-up angle when girls are giving head
* Lots of all-black casts

The darkhorse is that I could also surf around the Cinemax/Showtime/HBO area and see if there are any good sex-romps up that end.

They also have really hot girls, but it's very softcore, and the scenes are real short, so I'd have to risk chaffing due to speed, or not finishing within the sex scene.

Very difficult decisions that I have to wrestle with often. Please give me leadership.
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06-14-2002, 04:37 AM
Buffy's going to be on Conan. You can spank to her.
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06-14-2002, 04:38 AM
Oh you poor pieces of shit and your sorry-ass network TV.
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06-14-2002, 04:39 AM
C-Span 2 is running "Book Hour" on a loop. You can spank it to that.
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06-14-2002, 04:46 AM
Isn't Teletubbies supposed to be on at some stupid hour at night?
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06-14-2002, 05:11 AM
i miss having 5 channels or porn :disappointed:
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06-14-2002, 05:13 AM
nothing beats internet porn, half the fun is finding the shit on imesh
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06-14-2002, 05:14 AM
I just threw a web to that "Granny got raped" thread.
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06-14-2002, 05:31 AM
the only extra channel i have is hbo, so, help me out here? anything worth watching on or shall i just leave it on 4 and risk exposure to carson daly?
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06-14-2002, 01:05 PM
The Weather Channel. Spank one out to that Cheryl Renaulton or whatever her name is. Nice goody two shoes looking blond with a nice rack. Envision her doing the weather forcast while she plays with herself. Very hot!
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06-14-2002, 01:33 PM
:lookatme: Hi Galt!
Have a great day!
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06-14-2002, 01:45 PM
Quote:The Weather Channel. Spank one out to that Cheryl Renaulton or whatever her name is. Nice goody two shoes looking blond with a nice rack. Envision her doing the weather forcast while she plays with herself. Very hot!

Isn't there some PPV show where the weather girl and all the female anchors are naked and reading the news?
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06-14-2002, 01:47 PM
I'd put on HGTV.

I got so pissed off at my wife watching Martha Stewart so that when she came on, I would run into the room, whip my dick out and start pounding. The Pros: She never watches Martha Stewart anymore. The Cons: I get raging hard-on whenever I walk near a JC Penney's
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06-14-2002, 01:49 PM
Quote:Isn't there some PPV show where the weather girl and all the female anchors are naked and reading the news?
Naked News

I think there is a net version, or it's on in Canada
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06-14-2002, 01:52 PM
Quote:Isn't there some PPV show where the weather girl and all the female anchors are naked

Yeah, but the girl pees on the part of the country that is going to get rain. Don't ask about the California mudslides.
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06-14-2002, 02:01 PM
I personally think that Dan Rather could give better Skull than most quality porn stars. Plus he has hot abs.
God Damn, its been a while.

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06-14-2002, 02:03 PM
Quote:Dan Rather could give better Skull than most
Do you prefer to take out his eye with a spoon or a shrimp fork?
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06-14-2002, 02:04 PM
I personally like a spoke from my old red huffy sport.
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06-14-2002, 02:09 PM
ooo, nice, if you collect a bunch, you can have shiskabobs!! :bouncer:
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#20
06-14-2002, 02:57 PM
not the Spice channel. Playboy after midnight is ok..and "HOT" channel is fair.



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