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No longer shall my penis remain lonely
#1
I am finally moving up from 56k to a DSL modem... WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!1111

The glorious amounts of porn, i'll be chaffing allover the place. After July 3rd... THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#2
God help us all.

BOUT FUCKIN TIME SLOW ASS BITCH!
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#3
Quote:BOUT FUCKIN TIME SLOW ASS BITCH!

Blame snuka cause everytime I got enough cash he'd call up for bail money.
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#4
This will make Slash the only existing person on the planet who still uses dial-up. Give him a round of applause everyone!!
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#5
I think Slash still buys his music reel to reel for christ sakes. I had Dsl for about two years, and I still get to rub GS's face in it cuz I have cable.
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#6
I saw SLASH in Virgin Megastore last week. He was arguing with the clerk about not having any 8-Tracks.

Hey Gonzo, this is REALLY perfect timing. You know, with them putting a limit on bandwidth usage.
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#7
Virgin Megastore? I don't believe it.... he's more of a High Fidelity kinda guy, I'd say
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#8
Ahhh....see, NO ONE knows the REAL SLASH! He plays it off as a Championship Vinyl kinda guy, but deep down, he's a big chain shopper.
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#9
Then why would be be getting an 8 track?
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#10
damn...

and, I thought this was gonna be <a href=http://www.ijaculater.com/>somethin' good</a>

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Big brown... what?
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#11
WOO HOO! The sybian for men!!
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Quote:The sybian for men!!
you have that tatooed on your ass
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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