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Tell me your deepest darkest secrets.
#1
Like...let's see for me. Hmmmm......had fantasies about T-F'ing my sister one time. Just had to see what a log of shit felt like. So picked one out of the bowl and gave it a good squeeze. One of my friends back in high school had a hot mom. Saw a pair of her undies in the dirty clothes...so I just had to smell them....maybe even a lil lick Wink. Thats just some shit I have crammed deep in my small brain.
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#2
This one time... at band camp.......
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
#3
Jimmy...
We are one and the same my brother...
It's causing me much distress to realize this fact.
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#4
I DO NOT MOLEST YOUNG BOYS.
#5
you're the man now dog
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#6
That's just innacurate and mean. I must know where that libelous remark originated.
#7
I have often wished my penis was bigger.

there I said it!!!
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#8
Quote:This one time... at band camp.......

I shoved a trumpet up this guys ass

I fucked grumps mom and one time I enjoyed it...I'm so ashamed:-(
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#9
Quote:I DO NOT MOLEST YOUNG BOYS.

your loss.
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#10
i own a rick springfield album:-(
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#11
Quote:your loss.

More cub scouts=more gooder:-D
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#12
Quote:i own a rick springfield album :-(

My God that is disturbing.
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#13
Quote:i own a rick springfield album

HA!! That's nothing I own a REM cd. Now THAT's embarrasing:disappointed:
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