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Cuntyness/dicks - Where have you seen it lately
#1
What instances of cuntyness or complete dickness have you seen lately? Been cut off in traffic? Been yelled at for trying to buy the last pair of size 7 shoes?

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#2
i was just driving, and this lady stopped at a green light for some reason, so when i honked at her she put her hand up like i was weird for doing it

yea, my life is lame Undecided
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#3
My neighbor (very thin, pretty YOUNG girl), upon seeing an older woman who was pregnant, said very loudly at a barbeque "SHE'S ONLY 9 WEEKS PREGNANT???? LOOK AT HER, SHE'S HUGE!!!!"

I thought that was pretty rude.
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#4
I talked to Sean last night. Confusedhudders:

What a nightmare that was.
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#5
I was driving the NSX and coming up to a light in a jughandle...
Both lanes have left turn arrows...
A pickup cuts me right off with no signal, I had to slam on the brakes...
I gave the guy some shit and he told me if I was so nervous driving that car, I should get an old VW...
What a fucking jerk.
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#6
I was out with some people from work and we were eating mussles and when I asked someone to watch the butter on my new pants, he stuck his fingers in the butter and dripped it all over my new capris. So I stuck my hand in the butter and put a HUGE hand print on his thigh.
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#7
Quote:So I stuck my hand in the butter and put a HUGE hand print on his thigh.
Cunt.
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#8
Quote:Cunt.
:-D I got a temper
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#9
I can tell. REmind me never to cross you. Although......nice slippery butter might not be a bad thing. ;-)
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#10
PAF46 is learning.......rather quickly i might add.


that thing with the butter on that assholes pants is priceless.
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#11
Quote:So I stuck my hand in the butter and put a HUGE hand print on his thigh.
So Polly, tell me, is the myth about women true? Big hands big.................????:rofl:
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#12
gloves?
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#13
Ladi, you have to face facts. Your foot is a size 9.
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#14
usually... sometimes 8, sometimes 10, ... depends on the shoe :thumbs-up:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#15
Quote:usually... sometimes 8, sometimes 10, ... depends on the shoe
Or the time of month. :crackhead:
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#16
yes, those full moons, my toe nails grow to epic proportions
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#17
Quote:I was driving the NSX
:-( :disappointed: so not fair.
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#18
Quote:my toe nails grow to epic proportions
do they look like soup spoons?
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#19
Quote:so not fair.

neither is the fact that you're still alive and breathing but do you hear anyone else complaining? NO! so shut the fuck up and go away shit-for-brains....
Have a great day!
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#20
HAHA GOOD ONE! ...
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