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My cock smells like oreos
#1
I gotta stop letting VG eat oreos before she goes down on me.
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#2
I really do think it was the other way. Fess up! You powder it and hoped she'd run over. Such a shame YOU GET NONE! :fuckoff:

:fuggin: :rofl:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#3
he rubs Oreos on his shlong so he won't look silly dunking it in a glass of milk.
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#4
She doesn't look anything like a glass of milk. :clueless:
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#5
tall, white, sounds like milk to me
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#6
Liar, you've never even met VG
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#7
Hmmm....you might just be right Ladi. She might be a glass of milk!!!!
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#8
If you do it right, she might even leave a "moustashe" on your face :blow:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#9
Oh she already did.
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#10
Then you woke up right? Did it hurt getting out of bed? Did you get lightheaded & fall down?
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#11
Don't you ever grow weary of being rejected by women Maynard......

who wants a PM???:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
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#12
Next on the Lifetime channel a very special made for tv movie.... "Brothers in Heisman"
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#13
ooooooooo goodie....who's playing me????
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#14
CORKY
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Get your own Gamercard Sig.
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#15
this thread is super awesome
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#16
Alright......who hacked Keyser's account? 'Fess up.
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#17
I'm sitting here next to him, its me, Becky DC!! :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Hi Luna!
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#18
:thumbs-up: :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :thumbs-up:
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#19
Like Luna, wanna go to the like mall? :bouncer:
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Oh no we took it back to far
Only love can save us now.....
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#20
I am sooooo totally chat threading.
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