Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Frankenboobs
#1
I don't want to beat a dead horse......
but after reviewing the scores of contestants in the '02 WOW contest, I must beg the Ladies of the board.
Never ever ever ever get implants.

There were so many pretty girls (ok who am i kidding, but a few) who damaged themselves with boob jobs.

YES they might look nice with clothes on,
but naked you see.....

* cockeyed nipples
* scars
* nipples 3 inches higher than they should be
* foot and a half gap between the breasts
* boobs shaped like stop signs
* boobs that looked like skin stretched over halved cantalopes.

ooooooh and when you get to touch em, rock hard boobs are just soooo hot.
even if they look ok, and aren't stretched too tight you still get to feel the bag floating around when you grab them

please..... say no to implants.
[Image: KENSIG1.jpg]
Reply
#2
WOW contest? i dont get it? where is this from?
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
Reply
#3
The right doctor can work wonders...
There is no such thing as a good bargain plastic surgeon.
women get implants for themselves, not for us...
If having a larger chest will make a woman feel better about herself...
She should not worry about what we think of them.
<center><img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1013144859985_loser3.jpg>

<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
</center>
Reply
#4
Nothing boosts and ego like two glazed butterball turkeys protruding from your chest. :crackhead:
<center> [Image: cdih3.jpg]
...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
Reply
#5
Quote:Nothing boosts and ego like two glazed butterball turkeys protruding from your chest
Maynerd, rebuttal?
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
Reply
#6
I wanted to get implants once, but, I changed my mind......me wee boobies fit my body. :-D
PLUS.....i'd rather have someone who is talking to me TALK TO ME...not my chest.
Reply
#7
It doesn't have to be like that...
Besides, Silera, you don't seem to have any esteem issues, so the point is moot.
<center><img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1013144859985_loser3.jpg>

<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
</center>
Reply
#8
Quote:i'd rather have someone who is talking to me TALK TO ME...not my chest
everytime i post to you i magine i am typing on your ass. sorry Undecided
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
Reply
#9
Luna and Silera are two prime examples of women who should never think of changing them.

Boobs are sooooooooooooooooo much more than sheer size and you both are blessed with very nice boobage.
[Image: KENSIG1.jpg]
Reply
#10
Quote:i'd rather have someone who is talking to me TALK TO ME...not my chest.
Amen to that sister.
[Image: fire.jpg]


Oh no we took it back to far
Only love can save us now.....
Reply
#11
This is so true Ken.
<center><img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1013144859985_loser3.jpg>

<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
</center>
Reply
#12
i must agree with ken
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
Reply
#13
If it makes a woman feel better about herself, then go ahead. But, I think it's important to keep them in proportion to her body....
<font color=8D38C9>Sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Reply
#14
Wow... Sluggo & Arpi agree with Ken.

Boobs truly bring the world together.
<center> [Image: cdih3.jpg]
...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
Reply
#15
i third the agreement with ken
Reply
#16
The same thing goes for men. Every time I talk to sluggo, I end up talking to his penis. Something that large should have it's own zip code.
<center>[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]
i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
Reply
#17
i heard that the state sent sluggo a letter demanding that he get a license plate for his cock
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
Reply
#18
Quote:Luna and Silera are two prime examples of women who should never think of changing them.
Well.......we are body doubles! When I do a movie she fills in for me and vice versa. ;-)
Reply
#19
carefull luna.....Alkey might hold you to that.
[Image: KENSIG1.jpg]
Reply
#20
Quote:i heard that the state sent sluggo a letter demanding that he get a license plate for his cock
Yes, and the IRS is making him claim it as a dependant.
<center>[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]
i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)