Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
I wanna dip my balls in it!
#1
Any of you ever introduce food into sex?

I've used chocolate syrup and whipped cream and honey before.

Anyone use anything weird? Like artichoke hearts or anything? What foods are the best?



And no, I don't want to know if you've fucked a jelly donut either. I mean food with a partner.
<center>[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]
i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
Reply
#2
Ice Cubes. :thumbs-up:
Reply
#3
i never tried food, but beer always makes for good sex
<center>[Image: 1018484293995_C_T.gif]
<font color=red>if you suck it, he will cum!!!</font>
Reply
#4
Yes, ice cubes ROCK!!!

And I prefer sex on wine instead of beer. With beer, you end up burping in each others face and have to pee alot. Heh.
<center>[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]
i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
Reply
#5
well when you're in the bathroom, it doesn't really matter!!! hehe
<center>[Image: 1018484293995_C_T.gif]
<font color=red>if you suck it, he will cum!!!</font>
Reply
#6
:rofl:

But then again.....in the bathroom, your face is nowhere near mine to burp in it. :blow:
<center>[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]
i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
Reply
#7
that's right...:fucking:
<center>[Image: 1018484293995_C_T.gif]
<font color=red>if you suck it, he will cum!!!</font>
Reply
#8
Now you got me thinking of that scene in 9-1/2 Weeks where Kim Basinger is blindfolded on the floor and Mickey Rourke is feeding her bits of everything in the fridge. :thumbs-up:
Reply
#9
I'm curious to see how that Magic Shell stuff would work. Would your body parts have to be cold for the Magic Shell to harden?
<div align="center">[Image: tutu.jpg]</div>
Reply
#10
Quote:Would your body parts have to be cold for the Magic Shell to harden?
Yes.
<center>[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]
i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
Reply
#11
I like covering a woman's privates in honey and whipped cream!

two weeks later, the bitch has to suffer a yeast infection!!!!
Reply
#12
i dont enjoy eating, i find it a bore, so i keep food out of sex
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
Reply
#13
Pure grain alcohol and vicks vaporub.
Reply
#14
I like to start things off with some nice potato croquettes, followed by succulent veal chops In a delicate burnaise sauce, and then end It all with a small plate of rasberry sorbet. Clean-up Is a bitch, though.
[Image: 4itc_promo_02_edited.jpg]
Reply
#15
i've tried magic shell, it doesnt work too well

i have used whipped cream, ice, and the aforementioned magic shell before. thats about it.

ice is definitely the best, especially when performing oral sex. what is even better is Altoids, try dissolving a few before giving someone head or have her do it before she gives you head. very nice.



Edited By Keyser Soze on July 12 2002 at 7:31
[Image: 723475742_8cb2b0be6c.jpg]
Reply
#16
Quote:try dissolving a few before giving someone head
Not gonna do it


Yeah, so I'm home
Reply
#17
Quote:Yeah, so I'm home

suckin on altoids?
Reply
#18
Quote:suckin on altoids?
His name was Bruce, not Altoids, silly.
[Image: 4itc_promo_02_edited.jpg]
Reply
#19
Quote:what is even better is Altoids, try dissolving a few before giving someone head
keyser, i take it you've done this?
[Image: post-13-19895-fbd_sig.jpg]
Reply
#20
Pop Rocks, Cherry Swizzlers, ice, cherries with the stems, chocolate sauce, whip cream, honey, wine, champagne, Andes mints, shall I go on?
[Image: 8021515_F_store.jpg]
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: