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Anyone steals this and I'll kill em.
So you know how they make sheets with like little patterns on them right? Cowboys, astronauts, whatever.
What about sheets with a full sized version of a celebrity on them. You could sleep with Pam Anderson, or Tom Cruise, or whoever you wanted.
Or maybe athletes. Sleep with Michael Jordan, or Mike Tyson (ok, maybe thats not such a good one). In fact, the athlete thing may be a bad idea. Would you really want your kid sleeping with a large black man? That might be bad.
OK, just stick to the celebrity idea. Heh. Maybe there could be a whole line of porn star sheets. Or Nobel prize winners.....the possibilities are ENDLESS!
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I'm calling the patent office now.
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it's been done. and Keyser's already priced it out for himself and Project Pseudo. :fuggin:
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You have Teen Beat posters on your wall, don't you?
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Quote:So you know how they make sheets with like little patterns on them right? Cowboys, astronauts, whatever.
Maymay you scare me......... what makes me think you have Village People Sheets.....
Quote:Pam Anderson, or Tom Cruise, .
Michael Jordan, or Mike Tyson
Nice of you to throw a token female in with your gay fantasies.
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What's wrong with Teen Beat? Last month's issue had Froy on the cover. I couldn't resist buying it.
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maynard has the sephiroth sheets. too bad he only has a queen size bed.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Why would I need those when my Tom Cruise blow up doll works just as well? :crackhead:
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I've seen those before. One of the "things you never knew existed" catalogs had Pam Anderson sheets
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Quote:One of the "things you never knew existed" catalogs
What did they want for Shelle Boinks virginity?
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Hey Maynard, what sheets do you have on your bunk bed now?
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Quote:Sleep with Michael Jordan
Admit it, this is the real point of this whole sick delusional fantasy.
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i already told you sean. sheesh!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:Hey Maynard, what sheets do you have on your bunk bed now?
Star Wars sheets. Why do you ask?
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Quote:i already told you sean. sheesh!
Would the elastic around the ones you said be quitters too?
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I don't want no funky peoples on my sheets, thankyou.
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I'm Brian Fellows.
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I watched Fast Times at Ridgemont High last night. I want the Jennifer/Phoebe box set of sheets. :fucking:
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OAS, weren't your sheets cut into strips and wrapped around your mummified remains?
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An old joke attempt? How original. :disappointed:
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