How to deal

[Arthur Dent]

It's easy. Just stop asking how, why, what. Just stop thinking at all. It's very...uh....what was I saying?

[Sloatsburgh]

What does this Reply button do?

[Luna]

Thinking sucks. :disappointed:

[Maynard]

Not thinking about things is too much work.

[NaughtyAngel]

i never have had a thought in my whole entire life

[Luna]

I want to be an Unthinkologist when I grow up. :-D

[Maynard]

i never have had a thought in my whole entire life

Yeah, no shit...

[Gooch]

Empty your mind of all thoughts.
Let your heart be at peace.
Watch the turmoil of beings,
but contemplate their return.

Each separate being in the universe
returns to the common source.
Returning to the source is serenity.

If you don't realize the source,
you stumble in confusion and sorrow.
When you realize where you come from,
you naturally become tolerant,
disinterested, amused,
kindhearted as a grandmother,
dignified as a king.

-Lao-tzu

[Arthur Dent]

To be an unthinkologist, you must release all doubt and anxiety, give up all questions, and...oooh shiny!

[Gooch]

i'm thinking of boobs



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[Luna]

You mean you must sorta lighten up and........wow! Did you just see that?!? Neat-o!

[Maynard]

i'm thinking of twinkies

[Jack]

So.. is this anything like having ADD? You know.. going off into one thou.. Whoa! Cartoons are on.

[Gooch]

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[Arthur Dent]

Heeheee...puppets got a bong...

[Spitfire]

admit it, Dent, you're a stoner at heart!

[Gooch]

i'm thinking of twinkies

is this a lunch thread? i had Mozzerella Sticks with Tomato Gravy

[Luna]

Check this out: A hypnotic carrot! WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Spitfire]

I drank A LOT of wine --plus a couple dug-out hits -- at lunch today (which was lobster for my boss's birthday, I might add)

so..uh...what was my point....oh yeah, thinking, and not much of it...hey look! that thing is really shiny :-D

oh yeah, and Lao Tzu fucking rocks :headbanger:

[Gooch]

Stop thinking, and end your problems.
What difference between yes and no?
What difference between success and failure?
Must you value what others value,
avoid what others avoid?
How ridiculous!

Other people are excited,
as though they were at a parade.
I alone don't care,
I alone am expressionless,
like an infant before it can smile.

Other people have what they need;
I alone possess nothing.
I alone drift about,
like someone without a home.
I am like an idiot, my mind is so empty.

Other people are bright;
I alone am dark.
Other people are sharp;
I alone am dull.
Other people have a purpose;
I alone don't know.
I drift like a wave on the ocean,
I blow as aimless as the wind.

I am different from ordinary people.
I drink from the Great Mother's breasts.




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