One of life's great mysteries - Why is it....

[Doc]

OK, I got a question for anyone that is willing to listen to me bitch: Why is it that a girl never looks as good to you as she does after you break up with her?

There were a bunch of reasons that I broke up with her, paramount among them was, she was a fucking nutcase. So after a few weeks of mulling it over, I took the big step back into singledom and was happy.

Now I just saw her for the first time since, and she looked fucking great. If she looked this good while we were together, I might not have curbed her.

So, is it some natural human response imprinted on us to help further the species, or is it that a chick will start making herself look good again after you break up.

PS: I mean really good :crackhead:

[Black Lazerus]

1. to make you feel shitty for dumping her
2. she's trying to drum up some new dick.

[Bartman]

its the revenge of the gods who are very evil

[GonzoStyle]

A - you hate her cause she broke up with you

B - if you broke up with her, it was CAUSE she wasn't attractive anymore.



Edited By GonzoStyle on Sep. 08 2002 at 8:31

[Danked]

My heartache became a slut only after I dated her. :-(

[GonzoStyle]

but we shall always have that one date.



Edited By GonzoStyle on Sep. 08 2002 at 10:13

[Doc]

OK, I just figured it was God's way of fucking with me.

Once I finally make the decision to break up with her...get the balls to go through with it...I start thinking maybe I was wrong.

Of course, then the logical side of my brain kicks in and I remember how much of a psycho hosebeast she was :thumbs-up:

[GonzoStyle]

Leave shelle alone.

[Keyser Soze]

you could always just fuck her on the side, that way you dont have to deal with her psychosis on a daily basis and still enjoy that ass you seem to be missing.

[GonzoStyle]

That's hy keyser gets all the ho's

[Keyser Soze]

they don't call me pimp_hand for nothing