I'm in so much pain.

[IrishAlkey]

I've had a bad back for about seven years now.

One year, when I was in highschool, there was a huge snowstorm. The entire basktball court was covered over in at least a foot of ice. There was a big snow mound underneath one of the rims. We all decided to jump off the mounds to the rims so we could get up real high and dunk. After I dunked a ball, I was hanging on the rim and my fingers slipped. I landed right onto the small of my back on the ice, hard. I couldn't feel my legs for a minute and almost blacked out. Eventually, I was alright. Needless to say ever since then I've had a really bad lower back.

Anyway, I went bowling the other day and I guess I aggrivated it pretty bad because I'm seriously hurting. It hurts to sit. It hurts to stand. It hurts to lay down.

I can't take it.

Help. :-(



Edited By IrishAlkey on 1036704717

[Hybrid]

can i have silera until you get better?

[Maynard]

Hybrid, that was just uncalled for! Show some sympathy.


Does Silera need some comforting in your time of great pain buddy? Anything I can do, just holler. :thumbs-up:

[IrishAlkey]

Of course.

[Danked]

Fuck. You shitty vultures.

I should've been here sooner. :-(

[Maynard]

I think alkey needs some :fuggin: to make him feel better.


Whaddya say pal?

[Hybrid]

woohoo :keke:

[IrishAlkey]

I JUST FUCKING SLIPPED ON THE RUG IN MY KITCHEN!1111!!!11!!!!!1

FUCKING SHOOT ME!1!!111!!!!

[Maynard]

Isn't your beer wench there to go to the kitchen for you?

[Hybrid]

is silera ok?!?!!!?

[Lord Magus]

Here:

Chiropractor
Percoset

Look these terms up for inspriation about your options.

[IrishAlkey]

<3 Percs

[Goatweed]

Bad backs suck, I threw mine out last Memorial Day. Everyone else is at a BBQ, and I'm in the ER hoping I get prescribed some serious painkillers.

I also have shitty knees, which I'm told is common in tall-folk. When I was just starting high-school, I was playing stickball one weekend and for whatever reason I took a swing, my right knee twisted in the most unnatural way, and I was on crutches for a month. The doctor said I has "weak-knee syndrome" (there was a fancier name, I just don't remember it). My two options were get surgery or live with it. Surgery meant serious downtime and a 40% chance of a limp. Living with it meant I couldn't play competitive sports (like football, which was a dream I had - the only reason I went to the high-school I went to was because of their football program). So , I lived with it. I figured that jumping into a football career with one bad knee would only mean my career would've been cut short, and I didn't see the point of asking for more trouble.

It depresses me that I really can't play any serious sports, but I can fuck around - I just gotta be careful. Oh, and 2 years after the right knee went out, my left knee did the same (I tripped on a raised sidewalk) but it didn't pop out as bad as the first one. So, a bad back, two shitty knees - it's a wonder I can have sex.

[Maynard]

Do you think anyone cares goatweed? This thread is about alkey's back. Stop trying to make it about you, you attention whore.

[OAS]

Alkey, if it makes you feel any better, I'm in excellent health. Hang in there, there is still hope.

[Maynard]

Oh great, so when Alkey is 80, he'll be in good health?

[OAS]

Oh great, so when Alkey is 80, he'll be in good health?

And I will be 95 and still in better health than him.

[IrishAlkey]

I think I have the Bubonic plague.

[Maynard]

Liar, you'll be 95 next week.

[fbd]

black growths under your arms and between your legs?