Joanie Laurer and Sean Waltman to Marry - Shoot me now

[Jack]

During her appearance today on the FOX Sports Network's "Best Damned Sports Show Ever" Joanie Lauer, formerly Chyna, announced she was engaged to her former DX partner Sean Waltman, formerly X-Pac in the WWE and currently working in NWA TNA as Syxx-Pac.

Lauer was interviewed regarding her recent work in New Japan Pro Wrestling and showed off an engagement ring. Waltman was shown in the audience and identified as her fiance.

Lauer's official website <!-- w --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.BodyByJoanie.com">http://www.BodyByJoanie.com</a><!-- w --> posted the following announcement:

Imagine the fucking children.......
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[LyricalGomez]

OFF TO PHOTOSHOP

[Goatweed]

from HHH to Syxx-Pack.

her career/life is really starting to look up

[The Jays]

Joanie Lauer, formerly Chyna, announced she was engaged to her former DX partner Sean Waltman

... did he lose a bet or something?
or did X-pac?...

[Teenweek]

:rofl: :rofl: :banana: :rofl: :banana: :rofl: :banana:

[Ronin]

Damn.. who f's who in that relationship???? When did X-Pac turn gay?

[Gooch]

and people used to wonder why x-pac was let go when he was tight with Trips. Maybe he wasn't so tight after all.

[JerseyThunder]

Maybe he wasn't so tight after all

I guess you'd have to ask chyna.

[The Jays]

When did X-Pac turn gay?

..when his dad's sperm hit the egg...

[Peachy]

Imagine the fucking children.......

It'd be like mating a silverback gorilla with a rat terrier. :crackhead:

[Hybrid]

i'll pay top dollar for one of those

[LyricalGomez]

[Peachy]

Thanks, Gomez, I was running low on ipecac. :crackhead: