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In honor of valentines day I thought we would share our worst pick up lines. Here's a few stinkers...
(1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee
when I fell for you.
(3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
(4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were
made in Heaven.
(5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of
them?
(6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
(7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!
(8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
(9) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay
back while You blow the hell out of me.
(11) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
(12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past
you again?
(13) Can I call your left leg Thanksgiving, your right leg Christmas and spend a little time between the holidays?
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Quote:My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
That one works.
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hi there, do you want go out for breakfast in the morning.. should i call you or nudge you.
nice shoes...wanna fuck?
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I've got a 13" dong.
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pick up lines suck no matter what they are
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Maynard Wrote:I've got a 13" dong. Astro says you're full of shit.
Aww...C'mon...You knew it was coming!
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Hey baby, wanna wrestle?
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NaughtyAngel Wrote:pick up lines suck no matter what they are Thats the point jackass.
But some of them are pretty damn funny.
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Are you wearing space pants, because your ass is out of this world....
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Is that a keg in your pants? cause i wanna tap that ass...
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"I love you" then break down in tears.
"Hi" also doesn't seem to work that well
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Why is it that I have to climb a hundred mountains to get you, but all you have to do to get me is smile?
If we die together I'll cling onto you so we can both get into heaven.
Love is a very complex word, but I think I just found the meaning of it.
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Can someone just hold Ikea and make all his pain go away.
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I just sit in the bar, and lick my eyebrows
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Killing is my business and business is so so, could be better.
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So..if I come there..will I get laid?? 
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i lost my phone number can i have yours?
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NaughtyAngel Wrote:i lost my phone number can i have yours? see! now you're playing along! 
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You're ugly and I'm drunk.
"Hi dude
Are you in a band
You look good
Hey, get the fuck out of Dodge
I wish you were a beer
I wish you were a beer
I wish you were a beer
I wish you were a beer"
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If beauty was a crime, you'd get life with no parole.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Are you Greek? No? I thought ALL goddesses were Greek!
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