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there's too many rules here...
#1
why are there so many???


Quote:The Stoner Forum Commandments

1 - Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2 - Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings is a friend.
3 - No animal shall wear clothes.
4 - No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5 - No animal shall drink alcohol.
6 - No animal shall kill another animal.
7 - All animals are equal... except Doors-hippies.
8 - Thursday is the greatest band of all time.
9 - Thursday is also Hawaiian shirt day.
10 - Don't shit where you eat.
11 - Say please & thank you.
12 - Do unto others as you would have done to you.
13 - Don't bogart the bowl.
14 - Don't ash where you eat.
15 - Thou shalt not sell out your fellow pseudo-mods.
16 - Don't open the car door.
17 - Don't step on the brake.
18 - Stab your friends in the back any chance you get :*(
19 - I'm sorry, Hybrid. I didn't mean it. <3
20 - Too late.
21 - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
22 - fuck you hippie
23 - No, fuck you, xmosherxx.
24 - dont you have a banjo to play
25 - Yes, and it hungers for the taste of your bloody thumb.

you really don't expect people to remember all that, do you??? :poke:



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#2
yeah, I was thinking that

1 - Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2 - Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings is a friend.

7 - All animals are equal... except Doors-hippies.

9 - Thursday is also Hawaiian shirt day.
10 - Don't shit where you eat.

13 - Don't bogart the bowl.
14 - Don't ash where you eat.

16 - Don't open the car door.
17 - Don't step on the brake.

25 - Yes, and it hungers for the taste of your bloody thumb.

...... that's better
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#3
stoners can't remember where this forum is let alone the rules
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#4
we sniff our way here
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#5
:fuggin:
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#6
I still have to get a few Hawaiin shirts for Thursdays.
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#7
oooh.... pick me up one too.... ok Luna... thanks... you're the bestest :thumbs-up:
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#8
there were never any rules when it was the kingdom :banana:
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#9
yeah... and look where that got you Amy... the Stoners took over :lol:
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#10
gonzo was supposed to take away hybrid's modship and give it to me but i guess he forgot
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#11
Here ya go, FN:
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see if that fits....
::runs back to GoogleMart::
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#12
who wants this one?
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#13
As a result of my devilish schemings in my drunken state at the bowling alley, I did some things I regret and I'm sorry.

Hybrid and I aren't on speaking terms right now. Undecided
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#14
yeah but im happy bout them, you came over and put your hand on my thigh :loveya:

plus he shouldnt be mad because he still has his modship
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#15
it's ok buddy... :thumbs-up:
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#16
It was your knee. Rolleyes
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#17
wow.... i just noticed.... more rules... :disappointed:
Quote:26 - Ladi doesnt make the rules around here
27 - Actually, she does. She made up number's 10 through 13.
28 - Rules 10-13 don't have to be followed

what's the world coming to when stoners need all these rules... Undecided
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#18
i said they dont need to be followed :thumbs-up:
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#19
Right. We just like playing with our toys.

They make Gonzo feel like the moderators are actually doing something when he reads the Moderators' Log.
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#20
i dont have the attention span or will to have a full fake fight with danked like maynard and arpi either. so this is nice.
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