03-20-2003, 05:26 PM
What do me and Elizabeth Smart have in common?
Neither of us have a hymen.
Neither of us have a hymen.
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In this thread, you make up your own jokes - the meaner the better.
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03-20-2003, 05:30 PM
Hi. I am looking for Mr. Closeoff, first name Oliver.
This one actually worked in a crank call. If you don't understand..... <table><tr><td bgcolor=black>Oliver Closeoff=All of your(her) clothes off</td></tr></table> Edited By Ronin on 1048181625
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03-20-2003, 05:31 PM
What does Galt have in common with the Red Army?
they had his girl too. Edited By Ken'sPen on 1048181798 ![[Image: KENSIG1.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/KENSIG1.jpg)
03-20-2003, 05:32 PM
I think I'm going to call my mom and tell her I love her.
03-20-2003, 05:33 PM
why is galts ex-girlfriend like a doorknob? everyone gets a turn
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
03-20-2003, 05:36 PM
it doesnt make me a bad person
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
03-20-2003, 05:52 PM
Michael J Fox is losing control of his bodily functions.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHRAHAH
03-20-2003, 05:57 PM
why is that funny Galt? :disappointed:
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03-20-2003, 05:58 PM
Quote:Michael J Fox is losing control of his bodily functions. he is also losing control of his bodily fluids, all over galt's girl's face.
03-20-2003, 06:03 PM
FN, you are not REALLY a mod,
thus you must contribute MORE in a post than a smilie.....
03-20-2003, 06:03 PM
Quote:he is also losing control of his bodily fluids, all over galt's girl's face. Now that's better.
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03-20-2003, 06:12 PM
What is the difference between Galt and Luna?
Luna got a new dog, Galt still hasn't replaced his whore girlfriend!
03-20-2003, 06:24 PM
what's the difference between a light switch and Galt's ex girlfriend......
Galt can turn on the lightswitch.
03-20-2003, 06:31 PM
Quote:FN, you are not REALLY a mod, ok... well i forget how the joke goes... but i remember the punchline was "Ken'sPen" :lol:
03-20-2003, 06:32 PM
Quote:ok... well i forget how the joke goes... but i remember the punchline was "Ken'sPen"I think the joke was, What does FN's breath smell like? OK that was lame but I was going for speed. Edited By Ken'sPen on 1048185190
03-20-2003, 08:03 PM
Why is it called Baghdad?
Because a lot of dads will be placed in bags. And when that's through US soldiers will rename the city Bangmoms. ![[Image: diceisgod.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/deadlaughter/diceisgod.jpg)
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