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My friends sister is having her sweet 16 and for some odd reason I'm invited, I figure he'd relish the chance to mack his sisters 16 year old friends, but I guess not. The family has always been cool but goddamn if I don't hate the sister, but I would still feel bad bringing nothing.
So I come to you for help, what should I buy for this 16 year old, slutty, stupid bitch?
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I care not for your sister,
it is Danked's that owns my heart.
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A box of Condoms
Clearasil
Shampoo
Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul
How to not be a tramp for dummies
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OH MAN, JACK IS ON FIRE TODAY! :burnfucker:
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OH MAN, I DOUBLE POSTED
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ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY 10 I SEE!!!!!!! :bouncer:
write that one down jack :thumbs-up:
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Stop making fun of me. I'm going to cry damnit.
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:high five:
god dammit!!!!!!!
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Ok. I added your high five smilie. Try it again.
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Guess who wins the most obvious post award today?
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$20-$25 gift certificate to bath and body works or the body shop.
always works for 16 year olds.
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don't start.
or gomez will get uppity again.
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Pssssssst.... he's gone now. ;-)
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I don't like this chick, I want to get her something but preferably something that will
a) embarass her
and
b) further her hate for me
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A couple of bottles of douche should do the trick.
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